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New Qatar

A micronation that declared independence from the United States of America in May of 2022. The land mass is simply a rock. The name has no significance.
The land mass was declared independence from the town of Swampscott Massachuetts at first, then declared itself free from
the United States.

This is a serious independence movement and not a joke.

Definition of a Micronation: FYI

Micronations, sometimes also referred to as model countries and new country projects, are small, self-proclaimed entities that claim to be independent sovereign states but which are not acknowledged as such by any recognised sovereign state, or by any supranational organization.
The micronation of New Qatar as declared independence!

Long Live New Qatar!
I am going to visit New Qatar.
mugGet the New Qatarmug.

New Orleans

The best place in the world. Pronounced New (like you usually say it) Or-(as in this or that) -lins. (like fin with a l not an f) It's a beautiful city that is not completely ghetto. Its the only place in the world you eat po-boys while watching some weird dressed up people riding on crazy floats throwing cheap plastic beads at you. Never say anything bad about us because then all more then 300,000 of us will get ghetto on you! We proven that nothin can keep us down, we won the super bowl didn't we. Black and gold went to the super bowl and went ahead and got crunk while we were there!
Ya'll have to come down to New Orleans!
by mysupercutelabradoodle June 15, 2010
mugGet the New Orleansmug.

New Hope

The town of New Hope.
Only one sentence can define this place of awesomeness.
It is better than Doylestown. Look up Doylestown.
I don't need a reason.
Go to New Hope.
You'll see.
Doylestown is a delusional definition made by a delusional 8th grader who watches to much of the OC. Which is a crappy show anyway.
"Hey guys let's go to New Hope."
"Why?"
"Because it's better than Doylestown, duh."
by BFSucks March 2, 2005
mugGet the New Hopemug.

FOX News

Dude, did you see that FOX News report? They actually reported that you can get herpes from Beer Pong!
by Vardinator March 14, 2009
mugGet the FOX Newsmug.

fake news

Typical coverage from Fox News. Their reporting contains so many exagerations, falsities, and interjected opinions, that it can in no way be considered proper and informative.
Naive Fool: I wanna find out what's going on in the world today, let's flip on Fox News.
Person Who's Not A Moron: Don't watch that crap, it's fake news, they're brainwash ya.
Naive Fool: Nah, it's on TV, it has to be true.

After watching Hannity and O'Reilly....

Naive Guy: Wow, I love Bush's policies. Did you know he was right all along? Wow, that Hillary is an whiney old bag.
Non-Moron: See, I told you this would happen!
by Enlightened1 February 12, 2008
mugGet the fake newsmug.

new rave

New genre of music stemming from rave and disco.
The Klaxons are so new rave.
by Caffbizzle September 4, 2006
mugGet the new ravemug.

new jersey

A great place with mostly friendly people. South Jersey is lovely. Lots of expensive Housing developments. Lots of pretty little victortian towns too. Theres nothing like the Jersey Shore or Jersey Tomatoes! Lots of emo is from Jersey. Jersey has a good local punk scene, ive heard too.
by JJ January 20, 2004
mugGet the new jerseymug.

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