Narcissexual

Being sexually attracted to yourself.

"Check out that girl over there. You should try to get her number."
"Bro I've told you before, I'm narcissexual- I'm only attracted to myself."

by anmaar October 4, 2017

narcadism

A religion based on the soul act of urinating in someone else's shoe while reading bible verses.

Homo: wanna join the religion known as narcadism.
PAPA: what in the hell is that.
Homo: ill show u *pulls out bible*
Homo: *starts urinating in shoe*

by linguini noodle February 26, 2018

Narcissist

People that give themselves the "Owner" role on discord. Or people that think they're so fucking high and mighty that they can do whatever the fuck they want. Example: memetastic, aka shit-tastic

Discord:
(Owner): *talks for no reason except to get clout as he is the owner*
(everyone else): omg hey owner

Narcissistic roles usually never talk on discord to assert some sort of dominance

by mega dumbass December 29, 2019

narciscis

Noun: A cisgender person who wrongfully claims that cis or cisgender is a slur to validate their transphobia long before they ever heard the word and to oppression LARP
Coined by Marla Alpert

“Don’t call me cis it’s offensive!”
“It’s prefix just like trans if we didn’t have to use trans we wouldn’t have to use cis, you’re being a narciscis”

by Bobbi León May 28, 2022

narcissistic candy

An empathetic, SWEET & often incredibly sexy soul preyed upon, EATEN & exploited by a demonic narcissist(s).

Johnny Depp was utterly delicious narcissistic candy for that evil Amber bitch.

by DVonDiesel June 20, 2022

Narcissist

"They're not necessarily my ideas... I got some of it from Wikipedia... Glued a copy of the bible to my book and sold it in video form... I'm a prophet!" ~ Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones

Hym "If 'Maps of meaning' is 'how people are going to think in 50 years' do you then receive credit for all achievements that require thought from that point in time forward? If yes then I think you're overstating your contributions to other people's endeavors. You sound like a narcissist."

Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones"But if I reconfigure what constitutes a 'good person' the way that I cherry pick passages from the bible to suit the universalized ethic I'm trying to impose on humanity; I can't guarantee that I always fall into the 'good person' category... Because I'm the one who outlines the parameters of what constitutes a 'good person.' And then I can avoid all opposition like the plague (in direct contrast to my 'Confront life head on' messaging) because I don't handle stress well. I need to preserve my reputation because being heralded as a prophet is what I deserve and will hide behind my ethos indefinitely to maintain my unearned status."

Hym "Yeah... That's a narcissist. You are an absolute narcissist! That is crazy! This is wild man. I cannot believe you are an actual guy."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2022

Gin Narcotic

Addiction is her name.

Gin Narcotic, she's stronger than the strongest drug you'll ever have.

by sk8label November 23, 2010