Mushroom Credit

Taking credit for something you didn't do that naturally occurred.

🧑"See that mushroom that's in my backyard? I grew that."

👩"I think it grew overnight and you are just taking mushroom credit."

by Kirby420 March 16, 2021

mushroom management

A way to manage tech teams working to an ill-defined task, described by Tracy Kidder as "Keep them in the dark, feed them shit, watch them grow" (in his 1981 title 'The Soul of a New Machine' about the people that built the first minicomputer at Data General).

As long as the outcome remains undefined, there's no way to hold them accountable for whichever result. You'd better apply mushroom management instead.

by Nada Knicks August 5, 2022

shootaki mushrooms

A replacement for any curse word.

"You are a shootaki mushroom!"
Shootaki mushrooms

by Chubbylubby January 30, 2018

Mushrooming

Is the act of gathering fungi.

We’ll be mushrooming during the full moon.

by Mushroom31 May 11, 2022

Mushroom stamp

the mark left on ones body when smacked with the head of a penis.

I smacked my dick on her forehead and left a mushroom stamp on her.

by Kingtoocan August 29, 2009

Mushroom Lover

Someone who plays way too much Super Mario

Dude, your a Mushroom Lover

by Gamer47 June 18, 2022

Mushroom Swirl

Dance move where you spin your partner only using the head of your dick.

OH SHIT! He just pulled off THE OL MUSHROOM SWIRL!

by oBacn January 20, 2024