christian mom

The most homophobic, Controlling, And total pain in the ass parent alive. While the soccer mom is a terrible beast the Christian mom beats them, this mother will do anything in her power to shield her poor child from everything and will force Jesus upon them, making them go to church everyday, going to a Christian school, going to church camp, and many more activities. If you sadly stumble apon them and disagree with them they will end you

" sorry my mom said i can only go to church camp not art camp"
"damn your mom is a Christian mom that really sucks"

by shirtt January 14, 2018

Soccer Mom

A 25 to 45 year old woman, usually caucasian, who drives her "precious angels" around in a giant miny van. They censor anything fun such as gta and cod. Internet is what she calls "hell" because she's too stupid to teach them internet safety. Her children are a girl and a boy, both of whom got to some after school activity or another. They are usually dumb, slutty, and a bitch/asshole when they grow up. Her husband is some lawyer or a doctor who makes more more in a week than some people do in 3 months which is a crying shame. He is always on a "buisiness trip", fucking his secretary. The children can't see or hear ANYTHING BAD or they will grow up to be "poisened and scarred". I think they shelter them too much, they need a healthy dose of reality. And so do the parents.

I was sitting in the mall food court with my friend, talking about GTA SA and how I stole cars and killed people and stuff. The soccer mom was like, DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT IN FRONT OF MY KIDS, and I was like, it's just reality. You gotta accept it. Go some where else then.

Fucking stupid soccer mom

by Tea MCBAGGER December 11, 2011

Asian Mom

Asian mom is probably the strictest mom of them all. If you lost a single thing, they won't think, it's okay, I will help you find it, they will think, WHAT? YOU LOST IT? And if they are mad, they really mean it when they hit you or slap you or point you in the middle of your head, which is bad because that might destroy brain cells, which would make you more stupid, which would cause your asian mom to shout at you more and more often. So, basically, they bring on trouble by themselves. Why can't they just calmly talk and be like other moms? HUH?

M: Where's your agenda?
You: Uh. I lost it.
M: WTF you lost it? Well, you *jabs you in the head* are grounded for one year! How can you lose the most important thing in school?
When she's gone
You: Sigh, Asian Mom..

by XxDarkmoonxX March 31, 2017

Smarto's Mom

THE most hardcore MILF that ever existed on Earth. Quite possibly the sexiest woman that one could imagine.

I really don't know what Smarto's Mom looks like since I never bothered turning on the lights, but I bet she's hot.

by Pyrox May 4, 2005

ur mom

The way people spell your mom when texting or IMing.

A thing stupid people who think they're cool like myself say as a come back 1., when they can't think of anything else to say 2.or when they think it's going to be funny3..

This action is usually followed shortly with a long obnocous OHHHHH from a random person most likely not involved with the conversation.

1. Guy-Dude! You're so stupid!
Guy 2- Your mom is stupid!
Random guy- OHHHHH!!!

2. Guy-How was your day today?
Guy 2-Ummm...YOUR MOM!
Random Guy- OHHHHH! You just got dissed!

3. Guy- I really like your new pants!
Guy 2-Your mom really likes my new pants! Ha! Get it! She likes my new pants!
Random Guy-...
Guy 2-(to random guy) Aren't you going to go OHHHHH!?
Random Guy- It wasn't funny.

by mooshi800 April 18, 2009

Soccer mom

A bitchy overprotective 40-something asswipe with 2.5 kids and a big ass fucking van.

Soccer moms need to get fucked in the ass

by SOKKERMOMSUKK December 28, 2005

mom fuck

A mom fuck is the woman in the neighborhood who is willing to let anyone fuck her when her husband is away. She doesnt care if her kids are home or not. She enjoys showing off her body in skimpy, slutty clothes and lets men do anything they want to her, anytime. She'll answer the door in almost nothing or naked and let whoever is there in to fuck her.

Kathy is the neighborhood mom fuck. She loves getting her mouth, pussy, and ass stuffed whenever possible. Everyone knows that when her husband is away on business that she's available for anything. Men walking their dogs stop by for a quick fuck. Kathy just smiles and asks them what they would like to do. She bends over or lies back n spreads her legs or starts bouncing on his hard cock. If her kids are home she just sends them upstairs or outside for a few minutes.

by btld November 5, 2007