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SMP - social media prayer

SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.
A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.
by Bridget Soden April 9, 2008
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no-shit media coverage

coverage of news by the local meadia of events that everybody knows happens everyday.
anchorman:....its 7am and I270, I495 and I66 are jammed up with traffic....

viewer: this no-shit media coverage is getting old. Everybody knows those freeways are jammed every morning
by SoCalMD October 26, 2010
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One True Media

One True Media is a video maker and editing software that was used to make every single YouTube video from 2008-2011
*Clicks on video made in 2008*
"Oh look, it's made from one true media!'
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Media manipulation

When you have to fix something on your home electronics system.
My old ass television required some media manipulation to get the damn thing to work.
by UnconciousObserver September 15, 2003
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media hog

Usually a female teen, media hogs are the type of people who like boy band songs, nickelodeon shows, etc. (that many people would claim as "american stupidity.")

Most namely, media hogs are into things like the Jonas Brothers and ICarly. These people like them for basic teenage drama and the idea of dating. You know, the whole "i like this boy sooooo much he's sooooo cute" people... dating is their whole thing. They focus their lives on it.

They also tend to be fairly familiar with every basic radio hit from things like Kidz Bop and Radio Disney. Even the popular people in their media hog's local high school aren't that dumb.

Media hogs seem like they have nothing better to do with their lives, so they make it look like their lives have so much history and they're all that. The truth is that it's really just repeating a cycle of "ooo this boy's so cute, i think i love him!", dating the guy, and after being dumped because he got a life, moving to a new guy.

Media hogs are termed "hog" because they look for the most recent famous love thing to keep their free time occupied so that they don't have time to realize how stupid their lives are. Most namely, the Twilight series has caught on with media hogs. It's very sad because books, shows, songs, and things of the like are usually not that bad media to begin with but are turned stupid by the media hogs.
Yo karyn? she's such a media hog! her last facebook status was "is watching david archuleta on icarly. reading eclipse. bed? idk yet. i love you edix ♥ 7 days!! =D."
by DJ Russly February 7, 2009
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Fly-over media

The opposite of what conservatives sometimes hilariously refer to as "lame-stream media" which is a take on mainstream media, their code word for "liberal media". Fly-over media is AM Talk Radio, foxnews, Wall Street Journal, New York Post, Washington Times, Sarah Palin's facebook page, and things written on the bathroom wall of a restroom in Oklahoma.
I heard somewhere that Obama is a muslim and that he never went to Cornell but I can't remember what fly-over media outlet it was from, maybe it was on Glenn Beck's radio show.
by Teagag.com May 20, 2010
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Medal of Honor

A friend who is always willing to jump on a grenade (ugly friend) for you. When partying and you see a hot girl with an ugly friend, this person will always take the ugly friend to help you out.
Because he's got the Medal of Honor!
by dancej October 1, 2010
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