nigg midge

A black dwarf.

"Hey bro! Look at that nigg midge riding a segway over there!"

by xanxan October 13, 2011

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Official Midgets

The midgets (duh) who are employed soley to help lazy people masturbate. They are sometimes used by creepy people who aren't lazy, just creepy, as in the song by Mindless Self Indulgence called I Hate Jimmy Page.

Joe: "I'll show ya how Official Midgets jack me off....."
Dave: "Dude, what the fuck are you singing???"
Joe: "Huh? Oh, MSI's song."
Dave: "...if you sing that again, I'm going to brain you."

by CrazyAxer September 27, 2009

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full midge

a person who possesses the body shape of a midget, but is normal sized. Basically, a large head on narrow shoulders, but well over five feet tall.

Dude, I saw full midge walking down the street lookin' like the king of the munchkins

by Memphis Kenny December 28, 2006

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Midgit

one of the first creatures the holy FSM created on our planet. the spelling is often mistaken as midget, with an E instead of an I. R'amen.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster created Midgits, Mountains and trees after heavily drinking, then rested and created the rest of the world at the end of the week. R'amen.

by faithful follower of the FSM March 28, 2009

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