Masciarelli

Name for bad ass Italian hottie. Naturally a smart ass. Never lets anyone use as door mat. Always loyal and true to people. The best person to have your back. Honest and bad ass.

Can excel at wit and has ass to back it. Never argues a point unless knows they will win. Always gets what they want. Aggressive, demanding and brutally honest. Loyal.

Did you see her body? That is some Masciarelli looking babe!

Better behave or I will get all Masciarelli on you!

by dagobitch May 16, 2011

Mass Gainer Moment- (aka MGM)

A phrase created by 2 University of Waterloo students in 2012.
The phrase refers to the often explosive bowel moments caused by the use of Mass Gainer supplements and used as a code word.

*Note these guys used 8-12 scoops of Mass Gainer a day, however they also trained very intensely and made significant gains. Drinking Mass Gainers without a proper workout regiment will mostly result in many MGMs and belly fat as well.

Example 1

man 1: Where are you going?

man 2: I have to take an MGM

Mass Gainer Moment- (aka MGM)

man 3: WTFs an MGM??

Ex 2.

man 1: Another MGM?

man 2: ya! its my 5th one today...the story of my life...

by adav December 14, 2012

master cocksmith

One who believes he's great with the penis. A master of sorts.

Look at Dan over there. He thinks he's a real Master Cocksmith.

by Thisisbullshit! December 19, 2013

Massachusetts mother in law

A Massachusetts mother in law is a woman who portrays herself as caring loving mother to her ( momma's boy) son . Don't be deceived , she will not look at you as a new daughter , but as fierce competition . Extreme jealousy will come into play , and you , your marriage , and children will become a target to her vicious games . Women in Massachusetts , who become mothers , are neglectful to the children they bring into the world. Not giving of themselves , to truly understand what unconditional love for a child is . This mother always put her needs , before her children's needs , and that is why she becomes a monster when a daughter in law comes into the picture . Instead of being happy that her son married a woman who truly loves him , gave her grandchildren , keeps a great house , is always faithful , moves away from her own family to be a part of his , this woman flies into a jealous rage , thinks you are trying to outdo her as a mother and wife . This is where the evil in her appears . She will do what ever it takes to make you look bad . After spreading lies about you ,and your children , she thinks this will make her look like a better wife and mother than you . After emotionally wrecking you and your marriage ,shes off to ruin more lives , with her younger sons . Always keep your guard up , and take notes ,you never know when you might need them for court .

"But ma ,how could you say that about my wife , your the one who cheated on dad ,and left me alone at home,dirty andstarving , while you got your hair and nails did "!!! the poor son said to the "Massachusetts mother in law"..

by NEhater January 8, 2014

Masamikic

Super hot (some idiots say drop-dead hot) absolutley gorgeous,stuning young women. Amazing laughter !

Wow she's masamikic

by Blont March 17, 2015

Masturblazing

Masturblazing is when you jack off while smoking weed.

Guy 1: My parents caught me masturblazing last night.
Guy 2: What did they do?
Guy 1: Join in...

by the Crusty Crab May 26, 2015

masshole merge

The method used by drivers from Massachusetts to merge in a construction zone - driving as far in the lane that is ending and then forcing traffic to stop in the continuing lane as they force you to hit them or let them in.

That guy tried the masshole merge and got himself an ass full of Peterbuilt

by Ihatemassholes June 28, 2015