Mars Volta

Dull, overwrought, pretentious crap. An incredibly overrated "prog" band, its just noise that useless teenages praise as experimental genius.

"The general Mars Volta strategy is to inundate us with so much horrible noise that anything with half a tune stands out as pure glory"

by Stark January 1, 2006

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

by not found [Error 404] July 19, 2009

Marshall

The act of a plane's engine catching on fire or losing control, and crashing to the ground and everyone onboard dying.

The 1970 Marshall football team pulled a Marshall, killing all 78 passengers.

by Cum N' Da Crack Kreiger December 6, 2006

30 seconds to mars

30 seconds to mars Its a fast trip and men are from mars. So its like quick sex. ;

Female to male= You are my 30 seconds to mars.

by steph bug September 1, 2006

Marshall

Marshall is the guy who loves his feet tickled with his mother's dildo. He beltches and cries as the dildo vibrates along his mammoth like feet. His toenails have never been cut as they curl up like a frenchhorn, similar in color as well. They smell like Eli's breath. He also enjoys pooping at McDonald's after eating spaghetti at his friend's house.

There's ol' Marshall getting his feet tickled with his mother's dildo again. Ew.

by SmitaciousDevice January 25, 2016

Marsbian

Marsbian is like a lesbian however instead of another girl in involes a mars bar. It is when the love for chocolate takes a step too far.

Bex: Katie! wtf r u doin wiv that marsbar?
Katie: Frigging myself, I'm a Marsbian.
Bex: you shud try snickers they have more texture

by Sexy_Suga September 1, 2008

On Mars

Most commonly found in the Northeastern section of the United States where pronouncing the letter "R" is optional in most cases, "On Mars" or as it is commonly said "on Mahs" is a term to describe incredible hunger. The New Englander will often say "I'm starvin' like Marvin the Martian".

"Marvin the Martian" is of course a reference to the Looney Toon character.

As you can imagine, this quickly develops into somebody asking "What are you, on Mars?"

So, to cut out the middle man, one can simply declare their state of hunger by declaring that they are "ON MAHS" and need to eat immediately.

-"Guy, I'm on Mars"

-"Me too man, we should Ring the Bell

(Ringing the Bell refers to eating a Taco Bell, but that is a different story).

by KingLimpington March 27, 2010