Lord Tubbington

The unicorn cat of Brittany S Pierce in glee .He only eats people food and things like fondue . He either goes and smokes or reads Brittanys diary if he isn’t pooping candy bars ,cleaning the dishes , with his gang or trying to solve his online gambling addiction

Brittany: You know , just because we are doing this interview doesn’t mean I am still not mad at you, because i know you have started smoking again lord tubbington

by Sof.loves.glee April 5, 2021

Alfie lord

An absolute unit who is also known an the uk’s top shagger

Alfie lord is such a beast

by The beast 174 November 22, 2021

lord jolam

huge person whose presence makes you bow down.

+7 incher + weed + not virgin

all hail lord jolam
Jolam: shut the fuck up s***z

by sir balero May 24, 2023

lord of the flies

The worst book in the whole fucking wide world. I will feed the boys in the book krokodil. which krokodil is a dangerous drug.

This book is more like Lard of the Faggots

Fuck Lord of the Flies

by BKBLUEY May 24, 2023

Lord rolfington

A unsavoury type. Normally overweight with a sense of superiority. Normally found smashing pastys and outside schools

That fat builder is such lord rolfington. He definitely needs his hard drive checking

by Sir chopper June 20, 2023

Dark-Lord

Some who consume a serious amounts of pain and start to see the world through the 3rd dementia eyes.

I am a Dark-Lord now “I don’t care about things that don’t matter to my progression that includes family, friends, Civilians and more.

by Goth boy March 17, 2023

Lord Wejust

(n) A proper name for God that is most commonly uttered by white college-aged evangelical Christians in parachurch organizations (such as InterVarsity Christian Fellowship, Campus Crusade for Christ, and The Navigators) and mindless youth ministries during group prayer in a vain attempt to soften their language and hide their narcissism. It's origin is the collapse of the default prayer phrase "Lord, we just..." A phrase containing irony in that, while supposedly praying to God, one expresses what are more likely their own desires/opinions arrived at without thoughtful discernment.

When praying: "Lord Wejust want to thank you for being you. Lord Wejust want to praise you. Lord Wejust want you to call down your heavenly fire on those unbelievers/Iraqis/pro-choicers/homosexuals because of the truth of your Name."
OR
"Lord Wejust thank you that we are not like other people: thieves, rogues, adulterers, or even like this tax collector. We fast twice a week; We give a tenth of all our income." (See Luke 18:11-12)

by United Methodist Seminary Student September 9, 2005