Lance Armstrong

When a girl gives a guy head when she has plutonium in her mouth.

Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!

by Joshe November 12, 2008

Lanaye Ballantyne

Very beautiful, brown beautiful eyes, and nice hair. Her herself is very awesome. Her humor is one of the best. Comfortable to be around. Consider yourself lucky if you ever meet her. She is one of my bestfriends. She deserves better then what people give her. Very unique.

YOU; Woah, are you a Lanaye Ballantyne?

Lanaye Ballantyne; Yes, yes I am. 8D

YOU; Cool.

by ItalianTomato September 8, 2011

lance

a privileged fat ass white boy who cannot learn to wear a belt because his ass crack sticks out all the time. common symptoms include: hunting, tries to be black, calls potatoes spicy, considers taco bell mexican food, hits the juul*dabs*, uses filters to make his small dick sexy.

quit being such a "lance" you faggot fuck.

by niggerfucker6696969 December 3, 2018

Sir Lancelot

When a well hung dude gets a prince albert, not to be confused with a Sir Lancelittle, a prince albert on a lesser endowed dude

John Holmes just got a prince albert!
(A Sir Lancelot)

by Anne Hartigan April 16, 2009

Lance

Lance is a faggott who is kind of chubby and always lets girls sit on his lap when he likes someone else. He is very disloyal and he disrespects women, lance might have a vagina.

Karli: Did you let Callie sit on your lap last night?
Lance: umm, maybe, I’m so sry I had a massive orgasm
Karli: fuck you

by I live penis December 22, 2018

Dragon Lance

1.) A set of novels for geeks who also play D&D.
2.) An extremely well hung individual.

1.) Look, another dweeb reading Dragon Lance.
2.) I'd love a knight in shing armor but would prefer a man with a Dragon Lance.

by Sven Diesal February 3, 2010

lancing

To masturbate (has to be a guy doing it)

I was lancing last night at the porno.

by pjbpjb August 25, 2009