Janelle Life

An amazing girl from Texas who makes great Youtube videos with her amazing pet giraffe, Taches McGee. Her fans are amazing to her & they will take over the world one day! She expresses her love to her fans by "Wanting To Eat Their Face". She's very smart & understanding. She's very beautiful & has such a big heart towards everyone. She will defend the people she loves & has the most amazing determination towards her goals in life. She loves One Direction & plans to have a huge gathering with all her fans at a sleepover where they will all fangirl over them. She doesn't like Nutella & loves Smaug from the movie, "The Hobbit". Her pen-pal in Montana called dibs on the air-mattress.

"Hey did you see that girl walk by? She looks like Janelle Life, that girl who does amazing Youtube videos"
"I would love to eat your face" -Janelle Life

by Janellet<3 May 8, 2013

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Half Life 3

1. A game by Valve yet to be announced.
2. To describe something as highly unlikely and wanted by a lot of people.

1. Half Life 3 on Steam: $33.33
2. Jesus' second coming is officially Half Life 3.

by WhyDoTheseExistNow November 21, 2019

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Fuck life

Sometimes it’s hard to do life so yeah.... that means fuck life

I just can’t bro...fuck life

by Thefucklufepeople November 4, 2019

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shit of your life

the biggest/largest shit of your life, one piece , color is an exception( for all you vegetarians out there ) measured in turrecks, ( 1 turreck is the equivalent of 1.36 kilograms) shit has to be of biblical proportions and take longer than 35 minutes to deliver.

Chris:
dude..i just had shit as big as a bus

Lee:dude your only 4feet tall and you had a shit that big, it must've been the shit of your life!!

by Screechmaster J May 22, 2008

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