Kristen

A girl who is perfect. and then........
breaks your heart!!
and still you cant stop loving her >.<

Dumbo-Kristen I love you!
Kristen hillier-I love you too
Dumbo- You are everything I could ask for
Kristen hillier-*pulls out a dagger and stabs him in the chest*I know!
Dumbo*crumbling down to the ground* You broke my heart*chocking*literally!

3 months later!
scene: Kristen hillier's bedroom
Kristen hillier: I need some coffee
Dumbo's ghost: I love you
Kristen Hillier: Polar bears have big noses and bananas
Dumbo's ghost: I love you
Kristen hillier: Thanks?

by Tigerfromhell November 22, 2011

sex kitten

1. a nickname randomly given to a best friend after a fight.
2. a nickname perferably used to give sexually appealing people a better place in the world.
3. a cheap hooker found in reno.

where'd you get your sex kitten?
reno.

by Paige and daytona June 11, 2008

Sticky Kitten

Rarely seen in real life, the sticky kitten is a daring and wild move that will leave even the most experienced of partners exasperated. Fetch the household cat and keep it nearby during sex. Right before the man ejaculates, he flips the girl onto her stomach (if she is not already assumed there), creates a paste of demon seed on her back, and heaves the cat there similar to a "Superman" maneuver. This has the added benefit that it can precede a Superman, and then the lovely lady will appear to have a hunch.

I was in the sack with Lucy last night and Meowmers came strolling along, so I gave that bitch a sticky kitten!

by Clintr0n December 19, 2008

kittenhips

A guy who has the waist of an anorexic 12 year old girl.

I'm not surprised he's a model, he's got kittenhips!

by ESJ1988 December 29, 2007

Kittenfest

The girl equivalent to a "sausagefest"

When lots of girls hang out at once.

Girl#1- Hey did you get laid at that party last night?

Girl#2- Nah, It was a total kittenfest.

by CATday June 12, 2011

Kristen

Kristen is the most loving and honest friend you will ever have. If you find a kristen keep her becuase she will become you closesd friend And she will be with throgh thick and thin.

Kristen is my closesd friend and will be yours too.

by Kelsea2.o June 29, 2019

Kristen

Kristen is a girl with medium length hair (usually brown), and and brown eyes.

Is extremely nice and caring, usually always worried about somebody close to her and is always being the sweetest person on planet earth, but around people she doesn't know she'll be extremely introverted and awkward but you will still want to get to know her, and she is just unapologetically herself. Sometime She's this amazing Latina and always trying to speak Spanish even though she can't.

"Have you seen Kristen"

"Yeah she's over there with {ileana}"

by Poortheman May 31, 2020