a guy who rides another guys dick while holding dicks in either hand, usually in the movies in th dark
by supastew September 22, 2003
Get the knob jockeymug. Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.
Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.
Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.
Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.
Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.
Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.
by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020
Get the Hob Goblin Knob Slobberermug. Jay: hey have you heard this song
naiyah: what song
Jay : slob on my knob like corn in a Cobb check in with me and do your job lay on the bed and give me head dont have to ask Don't have to beg Squeeze on my nuts like on my butt Natural cure please don't touch
naiyah: your old i think everbody heard that song before
naiyah: you need to listen to cardi B Call bodak yellow
naiyah: what song
Jay : slob on my knob like corn in a Cobb check in with me and do your job lay on the bed and give me head dont have to ask Don't have to beg Squeeze on my nuts like on my butt Natural cure please don't touch
naiyah: your old i think everbody heard that song before
naiyah: you need to listen to cardi B Call bodak yellow
by naiyah handmedown November 30, 2017
Get the SLOB ON MY KNOBmug. Used in midwestern United States mortuaries to describe long deceased but yet to be embalmed females.
by pogo1 June 16, 2006
Get the double cool with knobsmug. The Large Breasted Knob Gobbler is a majestic bird with large heaving breasts and most commonly feeds on knobs. You can most commonly find the Large Breasted Knob Gobbler in the city at night, searching for knobs to gobble. They are generally attracted to locations with flashy lights and loud noises, where they are most likely to find an ample source of knobs.
Waldo: "Holy Shit! Marge! Get over here quick! It's a Large Breasted Knob Gobbler on the neighbors stoop!!"
Marge: "Wow! Pull out your knob and I'll whistle the mating call!"
Marge: "Wow! Pull out your knob and I'll whistle the mating call!"
by Bilboliololo February 24, 2013
Get the Large Breasted Knob Gobblermug. its when a male cums all over a doorknob handle and takes a picture and uses it as a trophorical prize.
by Bry Bry Da Killa August 15, 2007
Get the door knob cheesemug.