knobshine

In Colorado, any tourist from Texas.

I was at the bar this afternoon and a bunch of knobshines walked in wearing full camo outfits.

by skeeter May 13, 2005

knob rot

A disease men catch when they cheat on their girlfriend/wife. Will end in the knob falling off.

“Hey wow look at him”
“nah id keep away hes suffering from a bad case of knob rot”

by Kristie_and_Natty August 31, 2006

Knob Gobbler

A female who does not only suck your cock but gobbles it.

jim: bro that bitch was straight gobblin my dick last night.
tim: what a knob gobbler.

by KAV-MAN May 19, 2014

danish knob-halter

person who interrupts a danish doorknobbing.

jack: damn man my ass is soooo dirty!

brian: OHHELLYEAH!!

mr. fredrickson: hey dickweeds! get your ass off my doorknob! *jack and brian run away*

jack: fuck man that would have been a sick danish doorknob but that goddamn danish knob-halter ripped my asscheeks off!

brian: ...fuckin' ass hole.

by yowiena69 March 14, 2010

knobend

insult referring to someone being the end of a knob.

you knobend!

mary is such a knobend!

by dazzerw April 16, 2008

Knobby Knoll

Quaint beach community near ramshackle Sacket's Harbor, NY. Numerous intoxicated residents disdainfully refer to each other as "Knobby Knollers". Ostensibly organized as a condo association with the rich distinction that the various units are actually shacks relegated to a maximum size slightly smaller than half a Taco Bell. Residents lovingly refer to their uninsulated, droopy shacks as "cottages." It is mostly populated by 3rd generation ne'r-do-wells, retirees who can't see, and various self-important "mayors". Favorite past-times include patrolling for "interlopers" from the Marina, mosquito hunting, booze on the beach, beers out back, wine in the woods, Pabst on the porch, drinks on the deck, leaches on the leg, skinny dipping in the dark, bickering at beach fires, belittling those "in back", doing it on the docks, and painting seagull rock. For an adult who has stayed sober enough to remain standing, the most exciting part of the day is being blinded by the sun slipping away. For kids, the most exciting time is bed time, where they happily sleep with sand in their bed, a lovely carcinoma-inducing sunburn, and their flea-infested best doggy friend by their side. Once a year, residents celebrate "Knobby Knoll' days where they trade junk and hold a parade to mock each other's children and pets. On July 4th, many residents host illegal fireworks displays which they generally point at each others "cottages" and those residents viewing from the bank.

I strolled over to Knobby Knoll, but there were so many people passed out that I kept tripping over 'em. I had a nice time kickin' it at the white elephant until I ended up with a leach on my leg and a firecracker lodged in my posterior.

by Kickin' it Kiki November 4, 2012

Nig knob

The penis of an african american. Can be found in the regions of a black mans pants.

Chris: Damn dude you got nig breath from slobbing on nig knob!
Daniel: Ya right dogg the only one who sucks nig knob is Nick.

by Skater7 April 2, 2008