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Juan

Total bitch. He is always fucking around with you and he talks the most shit even though he got no hoes. Sometimes he’s cool but most of the time he’s kinda gay.
“Fucking Juan keeps stealing my shit, the other day he said I was ugly like nigga, the bitch got no hoes!”
by 1.3.4-1 August 11, 2020
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Juan-y-Come-Lately

Noun, informal

The general consensus when it comes to Corona hard seltzer.
Bro: You see there’s a hard seltzer by Corona?
Other bro: *opens a White Claw* Yeah man talk about a Juan-y-come-lately.
by lastfrontiermama February 28, 2020
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juan ruiz

juan ruiz will probably be drafted in the NBA.
by 2kbeasttttttttt July 22, 2017
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Juan Noodle

When a roofer throws a bowl of noodles on their partner as he climaxes and screams “Call me Juan!”
by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023
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Juan noodle

The Juan Noodle is a sexual position where the man and woman make eye to eye contact laying side to side, front of the body towards each other. The man inserts himself in the woman, with her putting one leg above his, interlocked like two noodles on a fork being slurped into the mouth of a Mexican cowboy.
We tried the Juan Noodle position, it was hot since we made eye contact while fucking in bed.
by hironakamura_ November 12, 2023
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Juan

is the best boyfriend you will ever ask for will always tell you that he misses you and LOVES YOU everdayyyyy has a great sense of dirty humour is kind knows how you feel even if u didnt tell him sexy abs and veiny arms.
Juan is so nice

ik right
by valbahe8 November 21, 2023
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Juan King

what i call myself in Town of Salem
Juan King has revealed themselves to be Mayor
by Primal Diglett December 2, 2020
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