Johnson bar

A horizontal bar made from a thin (4" diameter say) tree trunk mounted a couple of feet of the ground to sit on while defecating in the woods.

While you set up camp, I'll go make a Johnson bar, since we'll be here a few days.

by Jpeno October 23, 2020

piss johnson

After peeing, when some left over pee drips in your pants.

Man I didn't shake enough, I pulled a piss johnson.

by Tom Ford1 December 2, 2013

Lisa Johnson

A girl who plays with Littlest Pet Shops and tap dances in grocery stores. Doesn’t know how to tie shoes and doesn’t shut the fuck up about dinosaurs.

Person 1: Hey! There’s Lisa Johnson!
Person 2: Yeah, I knew heard some clicking!

by NotVivian October 3, 2021

Katelyn johnson

katelyn johnson is a very beautiful girl she is caring she has beautiful blue eyes if you stare into them you might get lost she has a soft heart so dont play around with her feelings she keep most things to herself dont make her mad strong advice she is pretty chill she is a good friend she is there always through tough times and she has gone through alot if she has helped you. You need to help her in exchange cause she took the time out of her day to help you so you should take the time out of your day to help her she is gorgeous she has a big booty she ISNT fat nor ugly she really likes goats.

Dang she is a katelyn johnson

by Deour May 16, 2018

Johnson County

Rumored to be the OC of Kansas, while its richer than most of the other counties around most people think of Mission Hills when they think of Johnson County. Mission Hills is rich as hell but the rest of the county isn't like that. I live in westwood myself, its about one square mile big. If you go to my school you'll find the people you expect to find, but don't associate me with those stupid mother fuckers. Not all of us are like that.

That fucker over in Wyandote tried to call me a rich boy because I live in Johnson County, little does he know that i worked hard and bought all my shit unlike the other fuckers in my school.

by cole April 17, 2005

dirty johnson

An act during anal sexual intercourse in which the dominant inserter or alpha male removes his penis from the anal cavity of the receiver and smears fecal matter off his glans by violently beating on the ass cheeks of the receiver. This act is often performed by men of the homosexual community, transexuals, drag queens, but especially by raunchy men who claim to be of the female gender named Sydney Johnson.

Man, did you see him give him a dirty johnson in only 3 minutes?

Sydney, stop giving random men dirty johnsons!

by Harry O' hara April 3, 2008

Johnson Poundcake

When you pummel your dick with a stone in order to gain more girth and texture.

I'm feeling squirrely, why not give myself a Johnson Poundcake??

by meat dick October 15, 2008