jake_drzayich

offspring of emil & peggy with an obsession with imported water bottles. can be used as an expletive or compliment

i.e.
What a drzayich!
or
wow, you're looking really Jake today!

by N to tha A to the OMI'zzle January 25, 2005

Jake it

to engage in sexual interactions with your best friends girlfriend. Could be anything from kissing to sex. in order to jake it, you can't have any emotions and just can't care about the consequence.

Friend 1- "yo i'm gonna be alone with ben's girlfriend what should we do!"
Friend 2- "jake it!"
Friend 1- "you mean fuck her and not care about if ben finds out?!"
Friend 2- "yeaaah!"

by Eventually February 3, 2013

Jake Vaughn

Big dick mother fucker. And you know it because you just read it fool. Now bow your heads and pay your respects.

Jake Vaughn is a man with a sweet sweet beard.

by Beard King January 3, 2014

Jake Story

An extremely boring and long winded story without any clear meaning or end. The end of the story will leave the listener slightly angry they were forced to listen to such a moronic pointless story. The word 'Jake Story' can also be used as an insult for someone who told a shitty story. The word was coined by a mother who realized all jakes tell terrible stories.

Example 1
Dylan: " So I was playing soccer and then the ball hit my head and it kind of hurt. But it wasn't my fault the sun was in my eyes and..."
Adam: " Wow, cool story Jake"
Example 2
Rob: "So I was walking down the street and this dog just started barking at me. It was crazy you just had to be there"
Matt: " That was such a Jake Story"

by anonymous10111213 March 6, 2014

jakehead

Jakehead is a synonym for dickhead. Often used by health teachers in Appalacha to describe unruly youth.

Sandy doesn't behave in class. Clide is a bo diddley jakehead.

by Jaykmead July 7, 2016

Jahkeim

Very great individual that cares about others and progresses at everything he does....And also is named Big Dick King master STROKER!

I want to be like Jahkeim when I grow up mother.

by Kosa Sosa nova December 21, 2016

Jake Paul

A devastating mental illness that has infected thousands of young kids, and has no cure. Symptoms include: Dabbing on dem haters, thinking you can rap, ruining neighborhoods in Hollywood, attempting to compete with your brother who is a better blogger, and lastly... being an overall cunt.

Doctor: The results came it....... They are positive, you have Jake Paul
Patient: ITS EVERYDAY BRO!
Doctor to parents: This is the worst case I've seen, we are going to have to put him down.

by MarineOne November 13, 2017