Jacob

Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.

Jacob: Have you got any food
Me: no you ate everything yesterday

by Ha I got you December 25, 2019

Jacob

A legendary gamer. He likes dogs, video games, and has a big comedic personality. He is a fucking badass legend

Girl 1: Oh, have you seen Jacobs brand new outfit
Girl 2: oh, mmm I just want to give him the biggest blow

by a boy from the future December 27, 2019

Jacob

Around friends and family, he is very crazy and definitely fun, he also has a great sense for a good person. Jacob is very funny, loves to laugh, and has the most amazing sense of humour imaginable. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob, he will love you with all his heart, so don’t mess it up because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you he won’t talk to you. He is very athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall, usually with dirty blonde hair. He walks very fast unless he’s with someone else. He is such a sweet, caring, gentle, fun-loving, gentleman. There are almost no words to describe how perfect he is. His smile could brighten anyone’s day. He also loves to do dangerous activities for fun. As well as all this he is fighting God of all gods whose capabilities and ultra-human strength exceed those of any being, human or non-human in nature. Jacob’s true identity and age are unknown though he takes on the form of a tall teenage male with blonde hair. He wins at everything. Outside of his supernatural physical abilities he also has the ability to control all elements with his mind. His powers are infinite, and still being found. He is capable of using 100% of his brain’s function and over 95% of his bodies muscle fibres. He is capable of regenerating after attaining wounds. He also has a male reproductive organ of immeasurably astounding size.

Girl - look there’s Jacob!
Girl 2 - I know he’s so amazing!!
Girl 2 - I wish he was mine!
Guy - I wish I was him...

by Infinitos December 29, 2019

Jacob

That one fucker at my school with a switch lite

Jacob's mah home boi

by xXNutBusterXx December 31, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is the type of person that will make your life complete. He will make you smile every day, give you butterflies whenever you talk and make you feel like the luckiest girl in the world. Jacob has a cute smile and can make you laugh so much.

Did you see that beautiful boy over there? Yeah his name is Jacob, teehee

by princessshabols.cdog January 8, 2020

Jacob

Your like Jacob a reach spoilt cunt who get fisted by his dad and has zero friends who begs people for cigarettes even tho you have a whole box

You being like Jacob

by The god os January 8, 2020

Jacob

The biggest bitch You'll ever meet. Not only that he's as fruity as a smoothie

Damn jacob was tryin grab my ass, that bitch as fruity as hell

by Jaxson the bitch You insulted January 14, 2020