Jessica

a high sprited female , beautiful . Kind hearted, loving, intellingent and zealous

Person1: wow she is so beautiful , whats her name?
Person2: jessica

by Vera 419 March 17, 2017

Jessica

Jessica is a girl who is a bitch and will be most likely to be a stripper when she grows up. She will ditch her personality for any chance to get with a guy. She will also tell you useless information and make you feel like shit for not knowing it. And pronounce things “properly” like comFORTable and watch out fellas cause she’s 5 seconds from assuming you’re all staring at her.

Person 1: hey don’t get mad but I invited Jessica too

Person 2: Ughhh no she’s such a bitch

by Sucit January 17, 2019

Jessica

Someone who sooks and moans when things don't go her way, she has never been exposed to reality. She's also very violent and if you touch her she'll go completely mental all foot+balls in. Don't piss her off or she will be annoying. She will cry over little things. All the time. All the time she cries. But she can still be a nice. Sometimes anyway.

Person "that girl's being so annoying and keeps on crying over little things, she's being such a period pants"

Another person "man she's such a Jessica"

by SuperSpiderOnePunchDeadPoolMan November 25, 2016

Jessica Simpson

Jessica is an incredible gift to this world. She entered this world with Beauty, Innocence, Personality and Huge Talent. People hate on her for bring real, for being herself. Jessica has eveything that every girl would ever want; Beauty, Talent, Money and a Beautiful Family and Husband... To top it all of, she is a wonderful person. People who hate on her are clearly just jealoous of her, and who can blame them. Jessica is a fantastic idol for any girl who has a dream. We LOVE Jessica and HATE people who HATE on her with no legible reasoning!

Listen to Jessica Simpson's In This Skin, and you will hear many things: Love. Romance. Sexuality. Sweetness. Maturity. Peace of Mind. Yet chief among the things you will hear is the sound of a woman becoming her own person and staying true to her heart.

by Amy A. & Amy F. March 7, 2005

sarah jessica parker

Someone who dines endless hours on weekdays with her friends and sits in her apartment at night in a wife beater, lacy underwear and manolo blaniks writing a column that doesn't give readers any information just gives them a new question to contemplate. So basically in the real world there is no Sarah Jessica Parker!

Sarah Jessica Parker should be removed from the urban dictionary because these words don't have a definition!

by jazzyblues October 16, 2006

jessica alba

HOTNESS masked in a human body

X: I suppose Jessica Alba is alright lookin'.

Y: (shoots X)

by Canard April 29, 2006

jessica simpson

a gorgeous woman with very nice boobs.she has a very hot body and very sexy legs.

jessica simpson is what most woman should look like

by carl911 April 19, 2006