bed bug

a lazy cunt who stays in bed all day

tylah is such a bed bug, she won't leave the bed

by notmyrealname9911 February 28, 2020

bed ridden

the state of a man after being dismounted by his rapacious lover; being unable to leave bed after being sexually devoured.

Bo fell into a delirious, bed ridden state after Christina had slaked her considerable lust.

by madbrunette December 16, 2019

ru bed

An incomplete autocorrect of "ruined" using ru--ed with two incomplete letters.

"It had ru bed my sleeping schedule."
"Ruined*"

by Rae Styles November 23, 2016

BED-HOPPING

SEXUAL AFFAIRS.

Justin was bed-hopping with his fans on his world tour.

by Sebastian Chasse March 11, 2018

bed log

Usually a new man who sexually keeps a woman warm in bed.

Denice finally found her a new bed log

by 515thebayou February 21, 2018

Bed Intruder

Someone who climbs in windows, snatches people up and tries to rape them. It is preferred to hide your kids, your wife and husband when you meet said bed intruder.

Steven: did you see that bed intruder on the news today?

Chad: Yeah. He left his t-shirt and fingerprints and all.

Steven: they are really dumb.

Chad: for real.

by Leviathong November 28, 2021

Bed Bugs

Apparently, if you run you air conditioning 24/7 it's hard to tell whether or not you have bed bugs but now that they shut my electricity off.... I have bed bugs.

Hym "You want to know what a better use of my time would constitute me sitting in a powerless house scratching the bites I wake up with every morning because, apparently, I have bed bugs.... There is literally nothing I can do about any of this. How's Todd doing? Is he sitting in the dark, scratching he bed bug bites? No? Alright. Cool."

Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"

Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2022