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Micro sized human

A male 5”8’ or shorter described in a non appealing way, by a woman 5”9’ or taller
“I couldnt hit that because he was a micro sized human....”
by Iamtaller September 21, 2019
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you cursed human being

a person who made a cursed image or video that triggered you. a lot. take the video entitled ”ben 10 aliens in a nutshell” by trench man as an example.
someone: *creates cursed artwork of a tetramand*
me: you cursed human being.
by aritaurus. September 25, 2019
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Garbage in human form

Similar to human garbage, but the difference is that a garbage in human form is in essence a garbage that's pretending to be a human, while human garbage is a human whose worth is about the same as a garbage.
Kitten A: Sally didn't feed us for 3 days. She's such a human garbage!
Kitten B: No, she's a garbage in human form.

Kitten A: what's the difference?
Kitten B: Read urban dictionary.
by Gaga2015 November 11, 2019
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How is he human

is he monke
How is he human thats sus hes like monke but SUSSSSSS bro susususususususususy gamr lololol rebex REBEX lolololol so funi
by NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM. February 7, 2022
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I, Human

Ginger chat bot by day, deadly assassin robot by night. I, Human resides in the turntable.FM Pure Drum & Bass room. Be nice to him he will grant you a spot on the queue. But is you piss him off or spam him he will kill you.
I, Human: The queue is empty right now.
by 1.256.256.256 February 15, 2013
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human

The most stupid, worthless, pathetic and, most of all, UGLIEST creature in a face of earth. If God created mankind, then he had a really weird sense of humor.

Of course, humans evolved from monkeys, although it looks like monkeys are smarter than most people nowadays. Humans are bipedal, stupid and ugly animals, who have no real meaning. Also, humans are hypocritical and selfish. Did i mention the utter, horrible ugliness of humans?
Humans are so stupid and hideously ugly, that i just want to puke. Fuck humanity!
by IHateHumans November 26, 2007
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Human Volcano

While in the act of sex the male is putting it in the girls ass and just as the male ejaculates into her ass he pulls out and the female farts causing cum to fly out everywhere simulating the eruption of a volcano.
Dude, i heard about jenny getting the human volcano from brad last night...he said there was cum splattered all over the walls.
by Matt, Drew, Bo & CMoney December 31, 2007
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