grumpy nigga hours

The time between 6 to 8am when sad niggas have to go to work/school.

Oh man I masturbated during sad nigga hours and now I have to deal with grumpy nigga hours.

by doomguy117 October 4, 2017

Smart Nigga Hours

The time period between 9 and 11 PM where guys can express and show off their true, deep knowledge of the universe and everything around it, without any judgement from their friends.

Friend 1: Aye, Kev, did you know that water is actually not wet?
Friend 2: Yooo bruh, you right! This some real smart nigga hours right here bro!

by Thejeepnigga November 27, 2017

real gargoyle hours

real gargoyle hours are when its past 1:00 am and the real gargoyles come out

Yo were you up for real gargoyle hours

by God Tears February 18, 2018

sad homiebet hours

Sad hours of the specified human being , known as homiebet . This is the time of day where he reflects on his actions . Not only does he listen to sad songs , but he is quiet , and gets really sad . Hence sad homiebet hours . If you ever feel like you have fallen in to sad homiebet hours , contact homiebet at [phone] . He has specialized in Sad homiebet hours .

Bet : Yo bruh I been feelin kinda sad .
Caleb : would you say you’re in sad homiebet hours ?
Bet : possibly .
Jarrett : Bro I’ve been in sad homiebet hours since I was a fetus .
Bet & Caleb : Damn Jarrett you’re fucked .
Jarret : * fukin dies *

by Bet69 March 14, 2018

after hours banger$

songs that you can play “after hours” or while working on your lonesome. many times, these songs may contain inappropriate language and/or offend liberal men and women.

“hey boss, we’re away from the others at work. let’s play some “after hours BANGER$”
“fuck yeah”

by addshole69 September 15, 2021

Minneapolis Rush Hour

The period of time when every single bathroom stall in an office are completely full. This typically occurs as soon as the bowels turn into an active cement mixer following the consumption of a gallon of coffee and putting out the 4th cigarette of the morning upon arrival to work. Derived from the multiple routes than can be taken during rush hour in Minneapolis that correspond to the map of office bathrooms that have the highest probability of having a vacancy.

I just saw Russ lumbering through the office doubled-over in pain and sweating profusely. It looks like all those buffalo wings he ate at Ivan’s Super Bowl party last night want out right in the middle of Minneapolis Rush Hour.

by PantyRader November 27, 2012

Real Trebuchet Hours

The hours between 8 and 10:30 every night when you and the boys gather to appreciate your favourite medieval war machines of mass destruction.

Alex ~ Boys do you know what time it is
Aj ~ Its real trebuchet hours

by Lorge Alberto October 22, 2018