Holy Fucktards

Jesus' army

The Holy fucktards marched to war with dicks in their hands.

by eric nyhuz May 25, 2004

HOLY GHOST

A phrase used in surprise or extreme shock. Perhaps you have been scared or you are shocked by the stupidity of your classmates. The coining of this term originated in Ramsgate, due to the large factor that many families from abroad sent their children to school. The students from Africa in particular spread this phrase around like wildfire and before you knew it, everyone was HOLY GHOSTing, after its rise to fame it has since died out.

Friend: "BOO!"
You: "HOLY GHOST!"

or

An idiot: "Isn't the capital of France Spain?"
You: "HOLY GHOST"

by A real man's dictionary November 29, 2018

Holy Shit

A bowel defication which was excreted whilst reading the bible on the throne.

person 1: I'm having problems with my rubbery old turdhole, I dont seem to be able to take the cosbies to the pool anymore...

Person 2: Try reading the bible whilst summonsing the poo demons, I read exodus and instantly went for a holy shit. Praise the lord :)

by bennycnz February 21, 2011

holy fat

An exclamation said when someone eats too much, implying that they are going to become fat.

I just ate 7 cheeseburgers, holy fat!

by xasdfx September 1, 2003

Holy Dang

Noun; A phrase uncommonly used by Gastonians to express extreme excitement or arousal

"Holy Dang," said Jimmy, "that Shizdaple felt good on my greasy face!"
OR
Holy Dang! Don't go outside Jimmy its the year of Juanica .

by Jimmy Bassett May 9, 2004

holy masochist

a priest that likes to get beaten like a sorry child

Haily like getting beaten by her holy masochist while Alan watches sinfully (ben and ashley are in the other room turning eachother into negros while eating clamhats and watching MCR<33!!!!11!!!!1!!!)

by TURBONEGRO June 20, 2006

holy fail

When one possibly faces the greatest moment of their life, only to fail miserably.

One day, during one of his afternoon walks, Mark looked down on the ground to find a sealed mint condition Action Comics #1. Bending over to pick it up he toppled to the ground, breaking his neck in the process. Mark had finally discovered the holy fail.

by marsneedstowels November 22, 2009