Hosh-posh

An expression that makes reference to nonsensical happenings

What hosh-posh is THIS?

by Radukio August 19, 2010

hosele

the feeling of not having any energy, drive or will to do anything.

origin of the farsi language

man hosele nadaram koonie

by jamshid99999 October 23, 2011

Douche Hose

A douche bag who behaves so douchey that he is practically spewing douche all over everyone.

That douche hose got in everyone's face with his douche baggery.

by flurbadurb October 3, 2010

jazz hose

a man's penis; a phallus

"If I let a baby sitter touch me on the jazz hose then I probably deserve to lose it all"
-Roast Beef, on why he chose to forgo a prenup

by dietprozac June 10, 2008

hosepipe

A hillbilly term for a garden hose.

I took the hosepipe and sprayed down my car.

by Jeffrey Moritz April 5, 2006

Hose Beast

N. A person, particularly female, who has an insatiable thirst for men's knobs and often prefers oral sex. Can be used affectionately or in derogative terms depending on the individual viewpoint.

"Hey Hose Beast, get over here and sucky my cock."

by David Wynn February 2, 2004

hungrier than a hostage

A severe state of hunger.

I haven't eaten since this morning and I'm hungrier than a hostage.

by Tim Douglass February 19, 2008