Have a little patience

When someone rushes into an attack on Fortnight and exposes the position of the team, resulting in death, other players will say “Just a have a little patience”

“Niall just have a little patience”
“Just hide in a bush, have a little patience”

by Big D 25 January 18, 2018

I have bonkers

If your parents are out. And you have the house to yourself, you have bonkers.

"I have bonkers to night so I will throw a party."
"I have bonkers come over."

by eswn September 4, 2020

i have cheese

means to have a wedgie

I wanted to go to Fruit Salad, but I have cheese.

Can someone tell the new girl she has cheese?

by jakiechan79 April 27, 2021

Have we met?

When a stranger text and you are trying to be nice in reply, or when someone says Hi and you have no freaking clue who they are!

-Hey
+Hey, Have we met?

by Hojack Borseman October 28, 2020

you have tard

"you have tard" is said when ever some one says something stupid, saying "you have tard" means that you are retarded.
works best against normies

Jack- Ur mom is homosexual
Marcel- you have tard
Jack- *Fucking melts into water and flesh*

by Lil Spinosaurus May 16, 2018

If we don't have it...

Go fuck yourself you fat sack of shit.

A fat cow "If we don't have it..."

Hym "Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there. You're taking that out of context and you're either doing it deliberately because you're a bitch or you're doing it unintentionally because you're an retard. So... Which is it? Bitch or retard? Retarded bitch? It's probably both. You're probably a retarded bitch. This is exactly why the misogyny. You're doing that to yourself at this point."

by Hym Iam August 26, 2023

have-a da stupid

have-a da stupid is a phrase often said by mothers from a foreign country when their children do something dumb, idiotic or stupid.

Guido: "Aye, ma. OH! I'm in jail. OH! You gotta bail me out. OH!"
Guido's Mom: "Guido, my son. Why are you in jail?"
Guido: "OH! I pulled out my penis. OH! I ran up to a cop. OH! Then, I jumped up, and slapped him across the face with it. OH!"
Guido's Mom: "Do you have-a da stupid?"

by Brock_Lee September 4, 2022