hard larry

Farting in the middle of a blow job

Trisha was sucking my balls and I couldn’t hold it. I gave her a Hard Larry and she gagged

by LegendarylE January 5, 2019

hard oak

when the dick is as hard as an oak tree ;)

Babe, what is wrong with your dick?
Honey, i have hard oak.

by izzyizzy6969 June 18, 2018

Hard bets

Hard bets- it’s like saying bet or like “ alright bet” but just saying hard bets in stead

“I’ll be picking you up at 5 tomorrow”. “Okay hard bets”

by Members only September 3, 2018

hard calcium

Only accepting Whole Milk when someone suggesting Skimmed goes for a compromise deal with Semi-Skimmed in order to appease both parties.

Jeremy wanted to buy red-cap, but Theresa went for a Hard Calcium because she believed in taking a stand.

by Captain Calcium October 5, 2018

hard to take in

Something you can't believe or you find hard to believe.

Me:*says unbelievable things*
Jane: Well, unlike your 3 incj penis, this is actually hard to take in.

Me: fuck you Jane.

by TheLibraryGuy July 6, 2019

The Hard Cooler

When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.

We were cuddling by the fire until Milo bent me over and gave me the hard cooler. I pulled a hammy.

by 1badparatrooper July 13, 2019

Harding Highschool

Harding highschool is where people love to clout chase. They act as your friend until you get into some shit and don’t help you at all. Therefore Harding has fake people.

I go to Harding highschool. Oh you must be a fake ass nigga then.

by RealistNiggaEver November 8, 2019