Roundly Hammed

Other Versions: Roundly Ham, Round Hammed, Rounded with Hams, Round Hamming

To be thoroughly pelted with cured pig meats; to beat one senseless with cured pig meats
Mostly used in hypothetical situations and bizarre threats

Frank if you don't stop calling me fat I will Roundly Ham your ass!

I Roundly Hammed my sister after she broke my Xbox

I don't care how sexual it sounds, Round Hamming is too a threat!

by Mr Xanadu November 21, 2013

ham rammer

Person who loves to ream out the corn cannon.

Elton John is a ham rammer

by MikeZack March 27, 2008

ham hocks

A prodigious, gelatinous, or otherwise unnecessarily large portion of meat on one's buttock/upper thigh region. Symptoms include the inability to fit into non wide-leg jeans, being able to see one's ass from the front, and when running the smell of burning fabric. Usually hocks are coupled with a gap between the back and the pants.

Deelishis, from Flavor of Love 2- THAT bitch got some HOCKS
Coco- Ice Tea's wife got two fine hams on her backside!
Niecy Nash aka Deputy Raineesha Williams on Reno 911. Anyone who has seen that show knows that Rainessha's ass be epITOMIZING the meaning of ham hocks.

by Cheetah4life December 24, 2008

Ham Sandwich

A Shaven Vagina

A Shaven Vagina looks like a Ham sandwich

by Ham Sandwich with mustard July 23, 2011

Going Ham

It means you are going hard and harder, fast and faster, and strong and stronger.

We are going ham

by 3DBrownell January 12, 2013

Ham Wallet

1. A slang term used in reference to a vagina

"that chick has got one loose ham wallet"

by Geoffrey Arkansas October 5, 2006

ham tongue

An oral condition that is the undesired result of consuming too many sodium injected foods, such as ham. The main symptom of ham tongue is a perpetual and unquenchable thirst accompanied by a lack of saliva.

"Pass me your Gatorade, I can't get rid of this ham tongue." "I am exhausted, I was up all night with my ham tongue."

by Gwenner November 25, 2013