goober

A joint venture of Google and Uber in which ride-share drivers' cars are mounted with Street View cameras.

I've been driving for Goober.

by BR545 May 16, 2016

Gooby

1. Something undeniably frightening, but at the same time completely fucking badass. Often used to describe a person or a particular situation.

As the mugger pulled out his gun, I couldn't help but think of how straight gooby this whole situation was.

by Sparklelol March 27, 2011

gooble

someone who uses a lot of curse words and talks about gross things.

gooble: "fuck you you pussy ass whore!"
normal person: "stfu you gooble!"

by hanorexic April 27, 2007

goober

1) chocolate cover pnuts
2) a big ol booger hangin outcha nose
3) someone being a tard; bein dorky on purpose
4) same as number 3, but NOT being done on purpose
5) a lil wee-wee

1- Hey girl, hand me one of them goobers before the movie starts

2- Woah buddy, getchu a kleenex, you gotta big ol goober

3- Omylanta, you are such a goober!

4- Omylanta, ugh, he is such a goober...

5- When my cousin was little, so was his goober.

by Eatin gooberpeas! (It'sa song-- no definition for gooberpeas y'all!) October 25, 2004

goober

n. Offensive Slang, Chiefly Southern U.S.

1. Used as a disparaging term for a member of the white rural laboring class. Very similar to redneck, with emphasis on lack of intelligence as opposed to bigotry.
2. Political pundits concerned with demagogue issues.

If you proudly use Bush/Cheney stickers to keep your truck's tailgate up, you might be a goober.

by Richard Frank November 1, 2004

goober

something so completely lame that it can be considered cool

minivan- the ultimate goober mobile

by jessjess5353 June 30, 2009

Goober

This fucker is the kind of person to name their kid Le4che. This is the peak of absolute idiocy. This person is the person to slash open tents and throw trash in a river. This person deserves to die a slow painful death for their sins. This person is entitled and disgusting. If you see a goober call that fucker out.

“Dude I slashed open a hobos tent haha!”

“What the fuck Carl you’re such a fucking goober!”

by Ballsack Wrangler November 20, 2019