shift gears

When a man has to shift his cock and balls from time to time in order to avoid a ballwedgie.

When I sleep my cock and balls get moved around alot and sometimes I have to shift gears and pull my cock and balls out from between my legs.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

all the gear, no idea

When someone is operating an piece of machinery or a vehicle, usually expensive, with no idea what they're doing.

"That kid just destroyed his clutch trying to do a burnout. All the gear with no idea."
"Look, now he has the hood up taking things apart. Should we tell him the clutch isn't in the engine?"
"......no."

"My brother just spent over eighty grand on a sailboat."
"Has he ever sailed?"
"He went canoeing when he was 10. Once. He flipped the canoe."
"All the gear, no idea"

idiot

by BNox June 15, 2016

Gear Down

To relax, or to calm down; usually used as the "last word" in a conversation; usually used to take the tension out of a situation, causing each person to smile and realize they are being an idiot.

Examples of usage:
Example #1:

Jonathan: "Sarah, what did you do with my bib shorts? I told you I needed them for today's ride!"
Sarah: "Gear down, they're in the dryer."

Example #2:
Guy #1: "What's up with your outfit? Did you get dressed in the dark?"
Guy #2: "Gear down."

by Lucy13 August 1, 2009

Geared Up

Your ready for sex.

Jon is all geared up for his girl tonight.

by Justin February 20, 2004

Gerard way

lead singer of my chemical romance from 2001-2013 when mcr broke up now hes a comic book writer and makes music every friday so yeah also he was really hot and makes most girls hearts melt like ryan ross does

man have you heard of Gerard way he used to be really hot now idk

by Someemojilol May 19, 2018

gearvalanche

When a pile or mound of over-stacked sporting goods gear in a closet or a shelf collapses all over the floor.

If you add one more Nalgene to that shelf, it'll cause a gearvalanche!

by Stanley P. August 24, 2005

brown gears

poo'ing on the surface below your feet and running on the spot... get faster until you fall over hence gears..
repeat this until you are coverd in poo.
works especially well with runny poo
(brown noise is advised)

brown gears ?!?!
yehh goin on it now

by james skit October 10, 2007