The Gaybees

A type of insect that attaches itself to you upon contact with a redhead resulting in extreme life threatening homosexuality

"Ew why is he walking all zesty"
"Oh, he has The Gaybees"

by Chickdoesweirdstuff November 21, 2025

fool-a-gape

Like a jack-a-ninny, but more so.

The Warrior's Path is not an easy one, fit for jack-a-ninnies or fool-a-gapes.

by Chewie23 June 2, 2009

Joy Love Gasper

When a girl who goes down on you, but doesn't come up for air until the last moment.

"Hey man, what's up with Stacy? I saw her leave your car with her makeup running. She cryin?"

"Nah, dude. She gave me a Joy Love Gasper right there in her driveway"

by Unthoughtmind August 16, 2016

Tales of a Gaper

The soon to be released novel that chronicles the story of a Whale and a Mouse that prove their love to one another through gaping.

Have you read “Tales of a Gaper” yet? It changed my life.

by Lrfbb July 27, 2021

Alligaper(Alli-gaper)

A Woman who tries to trap people(s), aka "prey item(s)", into making bad decision(s) or committing illegal/felonious act(s) which, typically have detrimental effect(s) on the life of the "prey item(s)". She's especially good at abusing the desire(s) and temptation(s) of the flesh.

There was an Alligaper(Alli-gaper) at the club I bounce for last night that tried to trap a guy into buying drugs from a part of town where people are known to get robbed. I bounced that Alligaper's @$$ right out of the club.

by Aphiteth, Lord of Light December 25, 2021

You're Gayer

This is a reversed attack, to the normal "You're gay."

The person using this comeback is usually, definitely, the actual "gayest," by using logic.

1: You're gay.

2: Yeah, but you're gayer.

by goosemilkandcateggs March 19, 2022

Super Secret Gayer Language

“The Super Secret Gayer Language” is a language made by Ray Avellaka and Max that can only be learned if you meet the goddesses themselves.

I met the goddesses that made the Super Secret Gayer Language

by SuperSecretGayerLanguagegods April 6, 2022