Bisexual Groundhog Day

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.

"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."

by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014

Grundle Bunnies

Clumps of poop that get caught in your butt hair if one does not wipe well after pooping, usually causing an itchy sensation that screams "I NEED TO SHOWER......NOW."

"Damn dude, I need some scizzors to cut out these gigantic grundle bunnies so it does not itch anymore."

by Drew Simonian October 6, 2005

grundle butter

n. sweat from the balls and ass crack that congeal in the taint area.

'man, it's so hot today... i have so much grundle butter'

by osu985 February 20, 2009

Grundle Job

A sex act consisting of the achievement of orgasm due wholly or partially to the stimulation of the grundle.

A.K.A: GJ, Taint Crank, Chocolate Smoothy, The Half and Half, Unholy Paradise, The Rub and Scrub.

After 15 hours of persistant effort, Eric's Grundle Job finally resulted in a blood, sweat, and semen fiesta.

by BBizzleBarr July 16, 2008

grundle buster

Getting a surprise kick to the grundle.

Johnny was being such a prick I gave him a much deserved grundle buster, while exclaiming "POW! In your grundle".

by Bangkok April 25, 2006

grundle tomatoes

1. When a woman's flow becomes crusted to her grundle area. Normally this occurs once a month.

2. Large, inflamed, external hemmorrhoids. Tending to dangle from the anal orifice to rest on the grundle. d

1. "I can't use pads anymore because my grundle tomatoes really pull my grundle grass."

"Oh man! I accidentally got a mouth full of grundle tomatoes last night from my girlfriend."

2. My grundle tomatoes freaking burn, they must be acidic.

I need a vacation to Grundleville so my grundle tomatoes can heal.

by LEE_11.16 September 20, 2006

Grundle Garage

A large get together where people will fondle each other’s testicles and cock, when one cums they’re out and you see who lasts the longest.

Nathan and his friends had a huge grundle garage in the basement last night.

by BarryMcCocknher November 5, 2019