hair forest

When a chick has sprayed her hair so heavily at the roots with hairspray so as to create what appears to be a hair forest of small trees growing from her scalp. This was very popular in the 80's and has a following in women who are of that generation.

Check out the hair forest that chick is sporting. Doesn't she know that her hair went out in 1985!

by charminredhead November 18, 2009

African Forest Crater

Slang for a women's hairy, smelly, loose, un-washed, constantly masturbated vagina.

Tom : Do you know that one girl down the street?
Jim : That one crack head girl?
Tom: Yeah, my homie, Todd, was about to give it to her untill he saw her african forest crater.
Jim: Eeeew, thats sick

by halla3 July 21, 2011

Dick Forest

A forest full of dick's. Also known as a gay wonderland.

Martin: Hey there's a forest... and its full of dick's!
Richard: So it's a dick forest?

by iGeordie January 24, 2013

the forest of dean

A dogging term for people who like a huge amount of pubic hair but very little in the way of a penis.

Forest of Dean

First dogger
" hi I see you have the forest of dean"

Second dogger

"Of course, bet you can't find anything unless you bought a strimmer, even then it might be difficult as its the size of a penny dan paid 20 pounds to check"

by Split6666666 September 14, 2018

brazilian rain forest

When you set a woman pubes on fire, and try to put it out with cum.

I heard you got a Brazilian wax, ever had a Brazilian rain forest?

by Frost likes October 6, 2016

Forrest

Faeces, excrement. New cockney rhyming slang, originated in London. A shortened form of the term 'Forrest Gump' which rhymes with 'dump' ie. poop.

Gents, I'm going to be off the desk for a while. Got to go for a big old Forrest. Anyone got today's newspaper?

by A. French April 24, 2008

Forest Fire

When a bunch of gingers are together in one place

Look at that forest fire!!!!! owait its just reber

by ilovetofuckgingers December 3, 2007