Bake and Flake

when you get high and then flake on someone you made plans with. Can be reversed and used as "Flake and Bake" at which point you flake on someone and then get high.

in some rare instances one could use the term "Bake and Flake" when one is going to get high and then scrape/flake paint off of a building or whatever.

I was gonna go kick it with "the GF" but then I got high. Classic Bake and Flake.

I don't feel like picking Cracky up at the airport. Sorry bro, time to smoke some herb instead... I don't flake and bake often, but Cracky would understand.

by abbycdiddy September 30, 2009

Pee pee flake

Psoriasis of the penis.

Man I'm suffering from severe pee pee flakes!

by Halfpint88 September 29, 2019

flakeman

A black guy who gets a buncha white girls

"Yo man, look at J with those flakes on his arms, he's a damn Flakeman!"

by Mike McDonald November 29, 2006

Flakey

Basically someone moving mad. acting a bit weird or strange, out of the ordinary. Flakey

‘You’re moving a bit flakey uno’

by babeycakes15 August 1, 2018

Flacko Turtle

A rapper that a firefighter needs to put out the fire how fire his songs are.

You need to call a Fire department on Flacko Turtle.

by Flacko Turtle January 4, 2021

Pork Flakes

A breakfast meal consisting of porn only.

I normally have my daily dose of porn flakes right after i wake up.

by Sami December 5, 2004

Vote flake

Anyone who denies the result of a democratic election with no legitimate proof that the result is fraudulent.

2016 Losing party: Yo, you wanna join protesting against Donald Trump? The Russians rigged the election!

Opposition: No! You are just a salty vote flake!

2020 Losing party: Yo, you wanna join protesting against Joe Biden? The democrats rigged the election!

Opposition: No! You are just a salty vote flake!

by ScritchWasTaken December 20, 2020