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finals pooch

The food baby gained from bored and unchecked impulsive eating that ensues while staying up all night studying for finals. You never have time to notice this slow but sure weight gain until after exams are over, at which point you are too drunk to care anyway.
*Shoves face with cocoa puffs and orange chicken* god please let there be a curve, this finals pooch has to be worth something.
by catlady8 December 9, 2012
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sleep during finals

Non- existant. There is no sleep during finals.
by marnie14 April 24, 2017
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Finals Depression

The feeling of worthlessness, prolonged sadness, and hopelessness that one gets when committing acts that are related to finals. (Studying, taking the final, mentioning finals, hearing about finals.)
The teacher gave us a 100 question final, I’m getting finals depression

“Did you hear about the final?”
“Dude stop you’re giving me finals depression.”
by Depresshen December 15, 2017
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The Grand Finale

The Grand Finale aka The Grand Fucking Finale is another term used for breakup sex
Him: WE'RE OVER!!!

Her: You can't forget The Grand Finale!!
by Amansworstnightmare January 7, 2018
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Finals

Fuck
I
Never
Actually
Learn't
Shit
Finals are soon.
by Candy Corn.com November 27, 2019
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The Grand Finale

Jenna: OMG I'm close!
Brad: Close to what?
Jenna: The Grand Finale! Don't stop!
by MudderFukcer June 4, 2020
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finale blues

Being sad because you watched the finale of you're favorite show and realizing the show ended
I got the finale blues from watching the finale of my favorite show
by Ur local dumb person December 19, 2021
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