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squeeze factor

(noun) The amount of effort one has to put forth while taking a dump. The more constipated, the higher the squeeze factor.
Joe (after coming out of the bathroom): "Yo brozay, what's on tv?"
Bill: "Yo, you just missed two shows. Wtf were you doing in there anyway. Are you ok?"
Joe: "Yeah, man. I'm a little uh....how shall we say, backed up. There was a high squeeze factor involved in that dump."
by stockman09 January 21, 2010
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G Factor

Short for the Gangster (or "Gangsta") Factor. Parallels can be drawn between the X Factor (television show) and the G Factor.
Tyrone was on tha beatbox and Fiddy laid down some phat rhymes, they sho' have the G Factor,man.
by Guthrizzle January 4, 2009
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Mexican Sausage Factory

A devious sexual act that requires two participants. A more nutritional alternative to the Mexican Chocolate Factory. A woman takes a frozen cooked log of chorizo and inserts it into her vagina and then her partner eats the thawed meat as the chorizo laden woman slowly pushes the log out.
"Did you hear about Megan? She tried to do a mexican sausage factory on herself but wasn't flexible enough."

"Gross dude."
by dfk1989 February 17, 2013
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factual facts

facts that are so factual you just fucking accept it.
"you are so full of factual facts."
"that right there is a factual fact."
by Impactual Factual™ July 30, 2013
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fob factor

(fob fak-ter) -noun

1. describes the key elements and explanations to behaviour by members of the fob group - that fobs will carry out actions if the actions will increase their popularity/give them membership within a desired fob ingroup and/or will decrease the popularity of those in the outgroup OR the actions will continue to perpetuate negative feelings towards fob outgroup members thereby decreasing the outgroup's members' chances of joining the fob ingroup; only applies to fobs when they are around other fobs (i.e. not applicable to fobs' behaviour around caucasians, african americans, etc.)

2. a style of dress and fashion that is highlighted by high-power expensive brands such as LV, agnes B, Chanel etc. in complement with some elements of the hip-hop/r&b style of rappers in the states.
1. ex. It must have been the fob factor that made Madeline gloat about her outings with the other executives we aren't friends with, after she was placed on the Asian Executive Council.

1. ex. Jane: Why doesn't Bob talk to us anymore after he came back from Hong Kong?
Janet: Two words: fob factor.

2. ex. That bape hoodie and the LV belt are the fob factors in Matthew's outfit today.
by stephaniehy February 27, 2009
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Originally a book, made into two movies. The most recent one (starring Johnny Depp) is way off, but still pretty awesome and funny. It explains the history of Willy Wonka and has a better ending.
The book was full of imagination, candy, dreams and chocolate. It was missing stomach aches, cavities, and diabetes though.

But in all the movies may just be a selfless promotion for Wonka candy such as nerds, sweet Tarts, etc.
"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in many societies." -Willy Wonka (In the new movie 2005)
by Twiki August 16, 2005
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guild wars factions

jarred got guild wars factions and became cooler because its a sequal to guild wars
by Jarred Stein July 18, 2006
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