Dance Floor Splatters

When upon hitting the dance floor one feels the onset of a violent, uncontrollable bout of diarrhea that demands immediate expulsion from one's bowels.

I made the mistake of eating a crunch wrap supreme before hitting the club last night. As soon as I got on the floor with my date I got the dance floor splatters. Talk about a shitty first date!

by Bowel Problems Bandit May 10, 2009

Second Floor Porch

The sexual act where a male protagonist is engaging in sexual congress “doggystyle” and pulls out long enough for the female (or male) recipient to defecate on the phalis.

We were having a great time, with him giving it to me from behind, so I gave him a second floor porch.

by Bill Brewster February 13, 2019

11th Floor

Look up eleventh floor instead of 11th. 11th floor is close to the Penthouse keep leveling up!

11th by Nina Macc, Some can't make it to the front door. 11th floor is a Sexy odd number just like 69.

by Dimples MamA Kitty MOMRiDaZ May 4, 2020

Fucking Floor Cheese

Cheese layin on Floor

Ayo my cheese fallin
*cheese fallin*

*cheese clappin on floor*
fucking floor cheese

by Manuel Felipe August 16, 2020

wet floor sign

this is what you steal from dining halls when you are bored in college and have nothing better to do with your time or your life.

P1: i just started a new wet floor sign collection in my room!
P2: for why tho?
P1: cause i enjoy wet floor signs... all of them... i want EVERY ONE... especially from bent ;)

by cinnamon bent pancakes March 3, 2021

Raw On The Floor

To sleep Raw On The Floor - is to rest on the ground, normally indoors on someones bedroom carpet, without any comfort aids or sleeping apparatus (ie: pillow, blanket, sleeping bag..)

Derived from the time when you slept round a friends house, but forgot to pack your sleeping bad. Or go to a houseparty - become so intoxicated and pass out asleep on the kitchen floor (usually curled up in the fetal position)

Paul: Where are you sleeping tonight Richard?
Richard: Probably raw on the floor

by Paul Moon June 8, 2007

A little floor spice makes everything nice.

1. What you say when your friends catch you eating something off the floor.
2. What you say to a friend that dropped something while cooking for a large group of people.

Boy: *drops cookie on the floor*

Girl: "Oh my god... Don't eat that!"

Boy: "What's wrong with it? A little floor spice makes everything nice. XD

by f this... too many names December 23, 2012