Fap O' Clock

The part of the day, mostly at night, when someone has the habit and/or desire of masturbating.

9gagger: BOOBIES!!! I see its Fap O' Clock!

by rub'o'cloker August 18, 2012

away fapping video

A video where you masturbate that you make for someone when you are away from them.

Like if your boyfriend wants a video of you masturbating if your on a business trip of you go up to visit your parents.

-Boyfriend- Hey babe, can you make me a "wink wink" video so I can feel better while you're away?
- Girlfriend- you mean an away fapping video???
-boyfriend- Yes, yes I do.
-Girlfiend- ok fine, I wil email it to you before I go to sleep.
-Boyfriend= Fuck yeah seaking

by Ghostroses July 30, 2009

Free Fap February

The month where you stop devoting your time to Jesus from Just Jesus January and fap to your heart's content.

*example of Free Fap February*
(January 31st)
person: Praise Jesus!
(February 1st)
person: Fuck you Jesus, I'm going atheist in this bitch now!

by Dubiks January 31, 2019

Fap Forever February

In this challenge starting on February 1st, you must masturbate every single hour of the day until 8 PM, so if it is 7 AM, when the clock strikes 8 AM, you must masturbate until 9 AM, and if it is 9:59, when the clock strikes 10 AM, you must nut until 11 AM and so on and so forth. You cannot stop nutting until 8 PM and if your arm grows tired of masturbating, you are allowed 5 breaks and that is it. How long each break is will depend on your progress, so if you masturbated nonstop, you are allowed a 30 Minute break. However, if you stop masturbating in places or simply don't do it at all, sorry, you can't take that break and you are down to 4. Good luck.

Nick: I won Fap Forever February
Mark: What a stupid challenge.

by TheGayAccount December 22, 2018

After Fap Drip

When you thought it would be a good idea to wank in your bed now you gotta run to the bathroom to clean up.

Person 1: Dude I'm grounded for a week!!
Person 2: Wow. How come?
Person 1: I got caught with cum on the carpet from my After Fap Drip

by BarackObamaIsFromKenya August 27, 2018

Fap Fuck February

February is the month for relaxing your nuts.
It comes right after 'Just Jizz January'

Person 1: "I just made it through Just Jizz January, my girlfriend is pissed and horny"
Person 2: "Relax! Fap Fuck February is coming, you can fuck her now"

by Leo F. November 1, 2018

Faps Per Second (FPS)

the amount a man can fap per second

Dave-' hey dyl, i reached 30 faps per second (FPS) last night! '
Dyl- 'Woah'

by dave baxter May 16, 2009