Fartpenny

Fartpenny /färtˈpenē/ noun
noun: fartpenny; plural noun: fartpennies
An undesirable entity that continually turns up as would a bad penny and tends to linger as would a fart

That Voldemort is a real fartpenny. Why won't he just leave Harry alone?

by Fruchild July 20, 2016

Fart, Squat and Squeeze

Means something that is done quickly or recently or if someone is coming along.

I’ll be there in a fart, squat and squeeze minute.
What have you been doing in a fart, squat and squeeze?
Is he/she fart, squat and squeezing?

by Violetta Divas October 15, 2017

farty head

Farty head is a insult to call someone who farts alot!!!!

OMG you're such a farty head GO AWAYYYYY!!!

by EZZZZZZZZZ345 January 6, 2018

Fartcicle

Noun
1) A fart that has turned to ice.

2) Solid methane.

It was so cold I shat out a fartcicle.

by TH3 HUMAN 3NCYCL0P3DIA May 29, 2018

Fart Sock

When you’ve been pink socked so many times, that a good fart will cause a self inflicted pink sock.

Damnit, I just fart socked my self!

by Mullets and Mustcahes September 13, 2018

Fartox

Fartox is an insult that you call someone who farted

Person 1: eeeewwww do u smell that??
Person 2: yea it came from that fartox over there

by 💮💮💮 October 23, 2018

fart part

fart part

A forceful blast of obnoxious wind released with such velocity it parts the hair of those down wind

Fuck me, you’ve just give me a fart part!

by The Commune August 9, 2019