Avocado Engineer

Software or technology engineers that deploy changes without governance or change management; usually causing chaos for end users

The changes were deployed by an avocado engineer, our end users don't know where to click

by dubzziez April 23, 2021

golden engine

When an engine performs better and faster than the rest of 99% of engines in the same model and make. Similar to a golden chip in semiconductors. The 1% ters.

Drag race ensues on stock category engines

Dude, is your engine modded? I smoked all these cars that you drive right now. How did you manage to beat me in a drag race?
I got the golden engine baby!

by ZorenB2 July 21, 2022

Boomer Engineer

A seasoned pro from the golden age of drafting tables and floppy disks.
The Boomer Engineer is a master of analog solutions navigating a digital world.

Often seen squinting at a touchscreen or asking, "So... what is the cloud, exactly?".
They bring decades of experience—and a healthy dose of skepticism—to every tech update.

May require a millennial translator for anything involving AI, apps, or acronyms longer than three letters.

We spent half the meeting explaining how the new IoT sensors work because our Boomer Engineer thought "the cloud" was just a fancy term for offsite storage.

by Mangled-Pangolin April 4, 2025

Caden The Thotty Engine

He I Mean SHE Is A Huge Thot. Caden Made Love With Carl The oTher Day (Dont Ask How I Know That)

"OH IM CLOSE"! -Carl
*SCREEEEEEECH~*- Caden The Thotty Engine

by BFDI/TTTE Fan October 28, 2018

engineer

Someone who makes things that do things.

Engineers are important for the infrastructure and technology of our civilization.

by Ereck Flowers September 1, 2018

Engineer

Is not arguing with you, just explaining why they're right.

Trust me, I'm an engineer.

by Amesia128 December 9, 2020

Reverse Engineering In A Legal Case

Planning to win a legal case by starting from the end and making a parallel system to subvert anything that stands in the way of winning the case. It is beyond making a case airtight. It is winning a case by all means necessary including making arrangements outside of the court case system.

Divine Law in the Philippines is very generous to the Integrated Bar of the Philippines in Luzon. This will come in handy in case they want to do REVERSE ENGINEERING IN A LEGAL CASE.

by Mr. Shoe Maker December 26, 2024