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bullyboi engineer

the opposite of a nice guy.

An atypical software engineer, who identifies with the leetcode grind, has a weird nickname on github, is obsessed with bullying Belarusian girls and does things outside of being a techies (crashing into lorries) 😇🥺🤝🙄
boy: ya I drink cReAtInE (I hate leg day) and play football (yoooo Messi & Ronaldo are my broooosss). I don't wanna talk about my tech job.
girl: you're a bullyboi engineer (just stupido)
by zabaleraa December 12, 2023
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Aerospace Engineering

Wanting to kill yourself
Oh that's bill, he does aerospace engineering. He's never felt the touch of a woman.
by Nigger-Man_The_Cat April 27, 2024
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Engineer

A person who is addicted to masturbation and always think of masturbation only.
Abhash is addicted to masturbation he must be an engineer
by motherfathermf March 26, 2023
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steam engine

You stick a vape up the female ass hole the smoke goes up her ass when she then blows the smoke up your ass for ultimate pleasure
Last night i gave her the steam engine
by Lucas Hollywood December 12, 2017
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teenage engineering tp-7

An audio recorder that mimics a tape recorder with a spinning wheel, aka a fidgets dream
the teenage engineering tp-7 is worth the 1500 quid
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 26, 2025
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Combustion Engine Sex

Combustion Engine Sex is when you have anal sex with someone who has a poopy butt

So basically you ram your combustion cylinder into their valves and poop splatters all over your dick and on the floor and walls
Dave: hello mike dont wipe i wanna have some mad combustion engine sex
Mike: hell yeah lets get it
*mike goes to bed with poopy butt*
Dave: OHHH IM BOUTTA COMBUST
*coems*
*poop explodes everywhere*
by RealWhiteHoodGangster134 May 11, 2025
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Armchair Engineer

A person, often who does not hold an engineering degree or does, but has no actual experience with real engineering and ended up in a different technical field. This person can often be found on facebook or other social media platforms criticizing engineers for apparent problems with consumer or other products that they believe could be better. This person is quick to point out obvious faults because they believe engineering is simply envisioning a perfect product, and that makes it happen. They have no understanding/experience with the cost, management, cross-functional team collaboration, qualification requirements, documentation requirements, problems of similar parts, legal regulations, interchangeability with other parts or assemblies, material properties and compatibility, corrosion resistance, lead times of parts and material, production costs, service restrictions and costs, low rate of failures pertaining to the one they unfortunately experienced, or many other constraints that limit the "perfect solution" that they envision.
Armchair engineer: "Its 2024, surely engineers could design a car that never rusts or corrodes, they just want you to pay for repairs and replacements to ensure they maintain profits". Engineer:" Sure, there are materials available to prevent corrosion for a longer time if you want to pay 6-8 figures for your vehicle that gets you A to B and costs 5-7 figures to repair and still requires yearly maintenance to avoid that condition. No rust or other corrosion on cars for the life of the car is a great idea though, not sure why us engineers didnt think of that, where did you get your armchair engineering degree? We should probably go back to your school."
by beer08 July 30, 2024
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