Douchebag

The guy that lives in the lounge and points out useless info

A douchebag who risks being punched in the face when he talks

by D4rkw0lf01 September 29, 2011

anus-juice-douchebag (AJD)

Anus-juice-douchebag - the absolute lowest semblance of a bottom feeding human being. AJD. A living person who is a tall thin rubber bag that contains so much anal-juice that there is no room for a brain.

Since Trump, lacks any trace of a moral compass, that makes him the first anus-juice-douchebag (AJD) to be US president.

by Arnold Haffers May 24, 2018

DoucheBagel

Similar to douche bag but it sounds better, and it may be used differently. an absolute definition is a bagel, with douche spread on it. See example

1. Dont be a douchebagel dude!
2. Go eat a douchebagel!
3. jesus, how many douchebagels have you had?

by Avariss June 2, 2007

douchebag

A University of Wisconsin Badger fan.

Hey, did you see that the douchebags from Madison have to live with the highest gay's per capita!!!!

by Johnson Swanson December 21, 2007

Schrodingers douchebag spammer

An idiot who spams the word schrodingers douchebag like its nothing.

He called a stand up comedian a schrodingers douchebag what a schrodingers douchebag spammer.

by Hex_pex_55 April 15, 2021

douchebag

Only douchebags call other people douchebags. So if you don't want to be called a complete fuckwad, don't call other people douchebag.

Jock: Dude, Mike's such a douchebag!
Hector: Fuck the fuck off u bloody knucklefuck and never talk to me again.

by Southchingate October 9, 2007

douchebag

One that enjoys the usage of Playstation 3, drinking Jagermeister and Budweiser, and loves wrestling, football, and baseball.

Chad, Jonathan, and Daniel make up the group Douchebags Unanimous because they are all douchebags.

by DudeMcGuy April 4, 2010