do a dozen

To use a whole box of condoms in one sexual encounter.

"That girl was so thick I took her home to do a dozen."

by Supersatisfier August 26, 2006

Do Over

Implementation of the Half-age-plus-seven-minus-ten-relationship rule after a marriage lasting more than 25 years ending in divorce.

Wow, I just met an awesome new girl. I think I need a Do Over after the last 27 years.

by BobbyWeir April 4, 2019

doing the duffy

Using multiple hashtags at once on a single post. They tend to be long, unknown and creative, awkward and/or just plain weird.

#tomorrowsmybirthdaysoImupforshanking
#thatsreallyillegalwhoops
#bitchdontkillmyvibe
#whitegirlprobs
#morewhitegirlprobs

"Woah man, that girl is SERIOUSLY doing the duffy."

by The Real JLE November 3, 2013

doing a dodwell

Shitting ones self on a night out.

Harry: have you heard Dodwell shat himself in Sin last night?
Tyron: yea, he was doing a Dodwell
Mark: typical, I wondered what that awful smell was.

by Harryrenners April 21, 2016

Do Not Disturb

A phrasing meaning to leave that person alone cause he or she does not want to be disturbed

person: hey wyd?

me: DO NOT DISTURB ME BITCH!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

by Chickennuggetshoe December 3, 2021

Do the Mariusz

To stay silent during a group call pretending the microphone doesn’t work so as to avoid uncomfortable questions.

This is Julian’s business - Julian, i see you are on the line, can you hear me. Come on, don’t do the Mariusz.

I have been trying to get an answer from him all day during our WebEx meeting but he was not answering despite everyone could clearly see he was on the call: he was clearly doing the Mariusz.

by SemolaAtp April 2, 2020

Doing updates

Describes the art of skiving. Is often used when in a panic to think of an excuse or to conceal the fact that you are doing absolutely nothing.

Is my Computer ready yet? No, It's doing updates.

What are doing round the other side of that bench? I'm doing updates.

You busy? Yeah, doing updates.

by Mappyl November 4, 2013