Social-distance Drinker

Someone who only drinks alone.

For years he had only drunk in company, politely, and certainly had never taken a drink by himself, one of the warning signs of alcoholism, or so he had read. Now though... now it was different. Alone all day and night in his apartment, evening couldn't come fast enough as he looked forward to his first glass of wine, and his fourth, a social-distance drinker for the new era.

by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020

Social Distancing

1. An introverts dream.
2. Staying six feet apart so you don't catch airborne diseases such as COVID-19.

The mayor Pronounced on the town speaker, "We will start social distancing as of tommorow. This means that we need to stay several feet apart to not catch the pandemic, COVID-19

by anonymous October 13, 2020

being a distraction

Someone who is doing something/saying something, that takes people away from what they are doing, and causes them to focus on you.

Noah telling me about him and his girlfriend was "being a distraction" to me getting my homework done.

by Ballers desire May 4, 2014

PennManor School Distract

The literal worst School distract ever! I would literally rather have a bear bite my dick off then go to school at pennmanor! The girls are all sluts and if there not sluts they feel the need to say they’re taken every 3 seconds when nobody asked, almost all boys are nude chasing fuck boys who honestly have the worst hair cuts I’d rather piss in a bowl of shit then eat it then have a convo with those fuckboys and literally just toxic ass fuck people, only very few good nice people!

Adam : Yo what school do you go to John

John: PennManor School distract

Adam: holy shit man I’m sorry

John: it’s okay man I’m planning to kill my self tomorrow, I think I got aids from one of the girls touching me anyway.

Adam: sorry man , tell god I have his 5 dollars.

John: you don’t get it you can’t go to heaven after you go to PennManor it’s that bad.

Adam: shit man i don’t know what to say .

by PennManor student Sadly December 11, 2019

square social distance

6 square feet.

This rug, which is 2x3 feet, is 1 square social distance.

by Pialinist August 13, 2020

Do Not Disturb

1) A mode on smartphones and computers that you turn on to block incoming notifications and sounds.

2) A profile status on social platforms like discord which implies that they're busy and won't respond to ur DMs. Don't be fooled though, as ironically most people on discord with a DND status are actually readily available to chat. What's even more ironic is that people with a green circle status are least likely to respond back. You'd think that red means away and green means active, well apparently it's the complete opposite on discord... 🤷 ♀️

1) Emmy turned on do not disturb mode on her Pixel 7 so that she could concreate on studying.

2) Friend 1: Is it only me who notices that discord ppl with do not disturb mode on are more available to chat than those seemingly "online"?

Friend 2: Nah man I notice it too
Friend 3: Same here
Friend 1: Huh. What an interesting phenomenon.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 3, 2023

Social distancing

Social distancing is when you have to jerk off on your own cell phone while face-timing with your chick because this beer virus is keeping everyone on house arrest.

I was on facebook live last night with my boyfriend when all of a sudden his screen turned all white because he told me he had to do some social distancing with me.

by Bendela Effect March 20, 2020