A large metropolitan area located in southeast Michigan on the shore of the Detroit River...It currently has a declining population-which is really sad-and a city government which is completely pathetic and useless.
I didn't even grow up in the Detroit area (I grew up in redneck-fuck Ohio in the middle of a fuckin' cornfield) but I love the Detroit area and live there now. Lots of stuff to do...Too many people out there love to bash Detroit but the town has a LOT of potential...what metropolitan center DOESN'T have problems! New York sucks ass, but everybody thinks it's such a great town. It's usually pretty-boy yuppie soccer turds and redneck sheep-fuckers that bash the city anyway...
Basically, people need to get their heads out of their asses, start cleaning up their neighborhoods, knock down the abandoned buildings and crack houses, build new shit on the vacant lots, and elect a mayor and city council members who will stand up against the bullshit and revitalize the city...It'd be nice if the rest of the windows in the skyline could be lit up at night, too, not just half of them.
The racial bullshit all over the place has to stop too-doesn't matter what the fuck color your skin is-it's just skin, after all, and we're all the same inside.
Despite the problems, it's still a GREAT CITY!
Go Wings! Go Pistons! Go Tigers! Go Lions (whatever)!
I didn't even grow up in the Detroit area (I grew up in redneck-fuck Ohio in the middle of a fuckin' cornfield) but I love the Detroit area and live there now. Lots of stuff to do...Too many people out there love to bash Detroit but the town has a LOT of potential...what metropolitan center DOESN'T have problems! New York sucks ass, but everybody thinks it's such a great town. It's usually pretty-boy yuppie soccer turds and redneck sheep-fuckers that bash the city anyway...
Basically, people need to get their heads out of their asses, start cleaning up their neighborhoods, knock down the abandoned buildings and crack houses, build new shit on the vacant lots, and elect a mayor and city council members who will stand up against the bullshit and revitalize the city...It'd be nice if the rest of the windows in the skyline could be lit up at night, too, not just half of them.
The racial bullshit all over the place has to stop too-doesn't matter what the fuck color your skin is-it's just skin, after all, and we're all the same inside.
Despite the problems, it's still a GREAT CITY!
Go Wings! Go Pistons! Go Tigers! Go Lions (whatever)!
redneck sister-fucker: You live in Detroit? Aren't you afraid you'll get shot or mugged or something?
Detroiter: Whatever...go fuck your cows!
Detroiter: Whatever...go fuck your cows!
by rockhead0072 October 23, 2007
Get the Detroit mug.A city that is usually defined only by it's wild ghettos and crime-torn hoods. Though Detroit does have some very nice, safe districts, I am officially declaring it the 2nd most dangerous ghetto in America.
Mother: "Kids, we're going on a vacation to Detroit!"
Kid: "Oh FUCK!!! Why me?!?!?!"
Mother: "Don't worry, we're going to the Ford district."
Kid: Phew!
Kid: "Oh FUCK!!! Why me?!?!?!"
Mother: "Don't worry, we're going to the Ford district."
Kid: Phew!
by Zuke September 5, 2008
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The process of blowing your nose into a vagina. Also known as a French Gesundheit, a Puffs Plus, or a Mexican Friday Night.
Recovering from a cold, Jose "detroit handkerchief -ed" the hell out Kathryn's dirty tight privates. Then he played Roller Coaster Tycoon. (roller coaster tycoon optional)
by Mat Paterson January 9, 2007
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2. Once upon a time, the murder capital of the US.
3. The location of every single sports record ever broken in Michigan.
3. The cleanest, most beautiful city in the world. See also, sarcasm.
2. Once upon a time, the murder capital of the US.
3. The location of every single sports record ever broken in Michigan.
3. The cleanest, most beautiful city in the world. See also, sarcasm.
If you live anywhere in Michigan other than Detroit, you consider Detroit to be it's own separate state. Detroit is instead "Un-Michigan".
by The Green Pirate November 23, 2010
Get the Detroit mug.A ghetto wasteland that would be more useful as a nuclear weapon testing ground. It is a poor excuse for a city. The city is run by an all incompetent black administration that has seen more of its members indicted for crimes any other place in history. Detroit is also a synonym for corruption
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Friend: Hey Fundo, wanna hang out with me and a couple of chicks tonight?
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Friend: What's her name?
Fundo: Lacy.
Friend: Where you taking her?
Fundo: Damn, man. Who are you? The fuckin' detective?!
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Friend: What's her name?
Fundo: Lacy.
Friend: Where you taking her?
Fundo: Damn, man. Who are you? The fuckin' detective?!
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