the dave ratio 

In any given engineering environment, the number of Daves will be greater than or equal to the number of women.

Carrie was always in the minority in her computer science classes; she had more Dave classmates than female classmates. The Dave ratio meant that she always knew more Daves than women.

the dave ratio by Pierceer February 10, 2017

easter dave

A generic name for a drug dealer.

"Hey, did john call last night? I need to sell myself out again tonight to pay off Easter Dave"

easter dave by ThatAwkwardPenguin February 19, 2017

Rasta Dave and the bedroom crew

A method of tricking radio DJ's into saying something which is like total banter.

"So you're listening to Brad on WKXYZ, home of the weekend tunes and up to the minute news. First a shout out to Rasta Dave and the Bedroom Crew in South Belmont"

Entire audience know DJ has been tricked

Rasta Dave and the bedroom crew by Capewellavc April 9, 2017

Captain Dave 

When you burn a fetus and have sex with it and then you eat the pregnant chicks asshole until blood shows in her feces

Id love to captain Dave Mary so bad

Captain Dave by Testeater May 23, 2018

Airport Dave 

An increased rate of movement paired with a confrontational manner and easily irritated

Airport Dave got mad at the waitress, so don’t push his buttons Anna.

Airport Dave by Cocosbro February 5, 2020

Dangerous Dave

A complete mad cunt who will do anything for a laugh. Usually someone who thinks they are a tom hardy stuntman by day and a sesh master by night and needs to do crazier and crazier shit to live up to the name.

Oi dangerous dave, i bet you couldnt climb the eiffel tower!

Oh yea? I bet u I could!

Dangerous Dave by Jimbob Saveloy April 9, 2020

Damned Dirty Dave 

Any American drummer that hits on your guitarist’s woman nonstop then later fucks her so hard she forgets the other dude’s name. This man has no shame and is better than that dumbass guitarist anyway.

Why is Kevin so pissed? Well, Mark pulled a Damned Dirty Dave last night and now Kevin’s wife took all his shit and moved in with Mark.

Damned Dirty Dave by everydaywoman May 27, 2019