dad sag

When the pants of a father are up on their waist but they have a prominent sagging under their butt cheeks.

Man I really love these jeans but they give me a dad sag. -Caroline

by harry_paratestes May 9, 2021

Zak’s Dad

A scrumptious fella, who has a giant shlong, he is thiccums and has two watermelons for testicles (for self defence purposes).
P.s. he smells really nice mmmmmmmmmmm

Guy 1: “Woah, who’s that over there?”

Guy 2: “Ohhhh, that’s Zak’s Dad!”

Guy 1: “Damn… I wanna fuck Zak’s Dad”

by Zak’s Dad July 26, 2022

Fins dad

Left him when young

Look it’s fins dad

by Fins dad May 18, 2021

rosalia's dad

There is nothing here, he already left

Rosalia's dad is gone

by Quagmiremom April 15, 2023

adhams dad

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adhams dad left him when he was 3

by By adhams mother April 6, 2022

Elliot's dad

He is gone!!!!

Elliot's dad is gone

by ROGO99 May 18, 2020

Dad pic

A dad selfie

1) imagine opening the camera on your phone and your front camera is open. Now take a photo of your face... That's a dad pic.

2) take a selfie, now bring the phone to your face, look at the screen, then take a selfie. That's a dad pic.

Me: hey! Send me a dad pic.
A friend: "literally takes a dad pic"

by Blessed light January 16, 2022