lane drifting

On a multi-lane road (usually a highway or mainstreet), lane drifting is when a car suddenly begins 'drifting' over the lanes, usually because the driver isn't paying attention, or cannot see the lanes because they aren't painted well enough.

Usually they'll hover between two lanes, going the speed limit, and holding up traffic in both lanes.

I was stuck going 65 because the guy infront of me was lane drifting between the left lane and center lane, and was apparently oblivious to the chorus of car horns being layed upon him.

by The Sub March 1, 2005

Madison Drive

A musical entity consisting of no less and not more than six individuals, living in or around the Seattle area, utilizing instruments of music to orchestrate and perform memorable and pleasurable melodies accompanied with singing

My good sir, it occurs to be that these melodies produced by this Madison Drive are both memorable and pleasurable when accompanied with singing. I think I may look them up using the various networks of computers known as the internet.

by Pop Culturally Sensitive Hipster March 14, 2008

Ninja Drill

When you run really fast into a room and close the door because you imagined that a ninja was chasing you or some other sort of danger approached. Generally used to prepare for a future ninja attack.

QUICK! RUN!

why did i just run into your room?
32 seconds. Good ninja drill time.

by 007hippo September 29, 2009

Vagina Drive By's

A female that man can go to at anytime during the day or night to smash on and leave and have no attachments just like a drive thru, you can have it your way.

Homie #1: Yo Homie, I got down on three Vagina Drive by's today.
Homie #2: Damn homie with all those Vagina Drive By'syou really get yourself check out right away

by Crazy Mama, White Widow February 23, 2010

Sticky Drifter

When a homeless person asks for change, instead you proceed to furiously masterbate until climax which one aims into the homeless persons change cup

that homeless guy had that sticky drifter cumming to him. wont be asking me for change again

by the_king_of_the_penguins July 8, 2011

Swirly Drink

A frozen alcoholic concoction. The name refers to the fact that a frozen drink machine "swirls" the mixture in order to keep it from freezing inside of the apparatus. The name can also refer to the "swirling" pattern one might see in a frozen drink. Known for their aesthetic qualities and ability to cause extreme inebriation. Swirly Drinks are a favorite during Mexican restaurant happy hour and establishments that cater to guido d-bags i. e. Wet Willies

1.)

Lamont: Man, where the damn drinks at!

(Jalapenos waitress brings several giant Red Swirly Drinks to table)

Darius: (while taking particular notice of swirling pattern radiating down the center of the drink) Ewwwwwwwwwww SHIIIITTTT!!!!

2.)

Bubba: Look at Smiff's table! Happy hour must end in about 5 minutes. (Entire surface area of Smiff's table covered with Green Swirly Drinks).

John: Yep, Smiffs gettin fucked up tonight!

by jrm912 February 23, 2013

Channel Drifting

When a TV channel starts airing programs that are different from what the name of the channel suggests or programming the channel has shown in the past. Channels that exhibit channel drifting tend to shift away from past programming, often acting like it never even existed.

Examples include MTV, Cartoon Network, and TLC.

Channel drifting is often very unpopular with a network's longtime viewers. Of all the people who watched Cartoon Network 10-15 years ago, how many of those people do you think still watch it?

by GaaraoftheDamned March 28, 2013