Urban Dictionary: Definitions by the_king_of_the

Sneaky Mohammed

Where one shit's oneself and places the soiled undergarments on an innocent bystanders head resembling a turban

Ohh man i shat myself but its ok cos i totally gave a guy a sneaky mohammed with my shitty underwear

When a homeless person asks for change, instead you proceed to furiously masterbate until climax which one aims into the homeless persons change cup

that homeless guy had that sticky drifter cumming to him. wont be asking me for change again