Dad's 22

The gun that you threaten everyone with.

Dante: If you stand on my F****** shoe one more time... im gonna take out my dad's 22 and light this place up

Deandré: Jeez man, ill lay off. Its cool bro

by MW2 Freak December 15, 2011

Ken’s dad

Gone to get milk(basically because his son is a mistake)

Ken’s dad went to get some milk for dinner( two hours later) ... he never came back

by FCC rcbdro March 5, 2020

kennys dad

(Southpark btw) when you crap and puke at the same time or back to back to eachother

Ew she is literally kennys dad rn that's disgusting

by cerealcat45 February 20, 2023

charlies dad

He who sells eggs, see also Pablo Eggscobar, Egg Chapo

Look its charlies dad selling eggs at the car bootsale.

by PedohuntersNI November 12, 2019

conservative dad

a father with many guns, ready to shoot if you ask his daughter out.

boy: may i take your daughter to the movies?
conservative dad: i don't know, *loads shotgun* can you?

by fortnut is dead September 25, 2019

no dad day

on September 24th all the people with no dads will unite and get dads lmao

Friend: Yo what day is it
Me: ITS NO DAD DAY

by alexthejhit September 23, 2019

Tree Dad

The term “Tree-Dad” originally referred to a man, typically tall in stature with a kind demeanor, like a tree. In present day the term has evolved to be used to cover a wider variety of individuals who may also be referred to as “good stuff”.

That actor Jason Segel seems like a total tree dad.

by PooBili May 15, 2021