thought curse

When someone tricks you into thinking something (something incorrect)

John: Did you know that Obama died yesterday?!
Anna: No he didn’t....you must’ve fell into the thought curse

by CrystalTearing66 September 16, 2017

The Curse of Big Tony

When Big Tony joins your group as a bandwagon fan (like a sports team), a great misfortune will befall the group. This is an equivalent of a dark cloud hanging over someone.

"Due to the Curse of Big Tony, The Dodgers lost Game 6 against the Brewers." (True Story)

by Party Tony October 19, 2018

mt curse

If michael thomas is on your fantasy football team, you are destined to fail.

damn joe, sorry to see that you caught the mt curse. now your team is even more shit

by the shmoe zone October 23, 2020

The John Adams Curse

The curse on a female being forced to moan the name “John Adams” when having sex. If she doesn’t John Adams will smite her by shit suffocation method. The curse is obtained by masturbating in US history class.

Bro, Becky and I were getting freaky and she had the John Adams Curse. My apartment reeks with her shit covered Corpse.

by KingBoogat November 22, 2025

Ed Curse

When the RB1 on your fantasy team gets a serious injury or season ending injury at the start or near the start of the NFL season, every single f****** year.

Examples include Saquon, Jamal Charles, David Johnson, and Austin Ekeler.

Person1: Bro I have the Ed Curse.
Person2: Erectile dysfunction?
Person1: No, my RB1 Eddie Lacy got injured on his first drive of the season!

by David Luis Jr September 8, 2021

Curse of John the Dog

The very definition of a curse. It will begin by looking into the accursed John the Dog's eyes. This curse will affect your whole bloodline by causing traumatic dreams and event throughout their entire life. John the Dog was created in a freak accident after an artist accidentally brought his creation to life, and John began to spread his
curse.

I have succumb to the Curse of John the Dog. John the Dog has curse my whole bloodline!

by Gary Peacock February 5, 2025

Ciroc Curse

When in the month January the vodka ciroc becomes cursed

That party was ciroc cursed

by cheeserrrrr November 9, 2021