secured credit card

A type of credit card that is backed by a savings account used as collateral on the credit available with the card.

"You don't have a credit history? Let me help you by applying you to a secured credit card"

by Polokid246 April 20, 2018

Furry Credit Card

When a women uses someone who wants to have sex with her for goods or services.

Becky is broke but she'll use that "Furry Credit Card " to smoke out tonight.

Damn Becky you look good ,we definitely getting free drinks on the "Furry Credit Card" tonight!

Becky has been uses the "Furry Credit Card" to get rides to work all week!

by Dusty Nuggets June 4, 2018

revolving credit

The "extra chance" or "new lease on life" that you get each time the revolver clicks harmlessly on an empty chamber when playing Russian roulette.

Revolving credit only works for so long, and then you eventually get hit by the door on your way through --- that really happened, y' know --- a revolving door actually "pancaked" and smashed someone between the shattered glass panels! You can look up "Freak Accident With Glass Revolving Door" on YouTube.

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

flat credit

Flat credit is a specific representation of mutual credit in which the point of sale is a unit of currency.

Flat credit is also called "blockchain syndicalism."

Flat credit treats each metalink from the Internet as a unit of currency.

by tomorrowtomorrow October 12, 2018

Friend credit

A currency system backed by the virtues of good dudeliness rather than a physical denomination, typically used to express a reaction to the act of a good bro's motives and endeavors. Abbreviated as "fc".

Bro #1: "Dudes, I can't chill tonight. My mom's in the ER."
Bro #2: "That's whack bro. I thought we were boys. -2fc"
Bro #3: "-5 friend credits"
Bro "1: *cries silently in a corner*

by Goodbro69 December 16, 2018

Good Credit

A description of a man who has a large penis or performs well during sex.
Usually utilized when a woman is inquiring about said man from a friend of his, regardless of gender.
Note: "Good Credit" requires a facial expression and slight change of tone both suggesting the speaker is not simply talking about the target's credit score.

Who's your friend? He's cute.

Oh that's Jacob, he's a little shy at first but if you start talking to him, you'll have a good time with him. Oh yeah, and he has /good credit/.

by PurpleNex August 23, 2019

Justin Credible

Play on words for Just Incredible, but also very true since Justin is incredible. He will be there for you when you need it, when he is not distracted by Facebook memes. He has the most incredible singing voice and outshines the sun when he smiles. He has a kind and approachable aura. He has leadership skills and can talk to you for days about Monster Hunter.

Justin is the most perfect person for Andrea and they will live happily ever after for the rest of their lives.

Justin Credible showed up, y'all. We have nothing to worry about. He got this.

by EpicJinx10 November 14, 2019